one billion tastes and tunes

24yo Metro Detroit aspiring author. V into Sufjan Stevens, NMH, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Humor™

[sancty]

This Japanese couple, who have been married for 37 years, share their matching outfits on their instagram account: bonpon511 💗

[roslips]

I never say this but GOALS 😭

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

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[kanoexores]

[moldiegoldies]

[oolongearlgrey]

Frog King of Greed 

His signature move steals health and magic points 

[fuckyeahtattoos]

Sprig of rosemary by Becca @ Ink Dog in Brattleboro, Vermont

[arqueete]

Sufjan Stevens introducing “Majesty Snowbird.”

[dailygyllenhaals-deactivated202]

Jake will be sitting next to Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, and Andrew Garfield at the Golden Globes!

[be-nice-please]

But wait...so is Blake Lively NOT seated next to her husband? These pics have Ryan Reynolds in between Andrew Garfield and Jake???

[fiilmstills]

“But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.”

10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger 

[arqueete]

sufjan, please, just let me waste my life away on the internet in peace

[enjoyyourbunny]

I feel like maybe he’s going through … something. Hmm.

[s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s]

[dailygyllenhaals-deactivated202]

Jake Gyllenhaal jogging in St. Barts, Dec. 31, 2016.

[be-nice-please]

harry potter rated by how often harry bathes

philosopher's stone: no baths/showers. mentions a cozy fire feeling like a hot bath so must have bathed at least once in his life. wipes out a troll in the bathroom so that's something. 2/10.

chamber of secrets: the dursleys let him out to use the bathroom twice a day, we can assume he cleanses occasionally here. spends most of the book in a bathroom doing many things except bathing. 5/10.

prisoner of azkaban: no baths. a filthy year for the young wizard. 0/10.

goblet of fire: one of the tents at the quidditch world cup has a birdbath. perhaps harry bathed in that but it isn't specified. has a bath! a bubble bath! an important occasion. 9/10.

order of the phoenix: possibly bathes at the dursleys. droplets of grawp's blood are said to shower upon him. probably the closest he came to bathing that year. 4/10.

half blood prince: no baths. poor ginny. 0/10.

deathly hallows: sits on the edge of a bath. probably doesn't know what it's for. 1/10.

[gyllenhaaldaily]

New/Old - Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of ‘Brokeback Mountain’ (2005)

[saffronstonehendge]

[actualdogvines]