Discover☮Life

These are the days that make us

[fuckyeahlost]

Jorge Garcia as Steve Wozniak in Funny or Die’s upcoming film, iSteve.

More here.

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[no-goodbyes-no-regrets]

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”. About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?” He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote: Hey Mom I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Your Son. A couple days later he got a response from his mother: Dear Son, I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow. When are the two of you coming for dinner? Love, Mom

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[erureido-remade-deactivated2014]

According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original atmosphere.

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[dongwoon]

[so-long-yall-deactivated2015020]

OKAY WOW NEVERMIND I FOUND IT GOD BLESS GOOGLE

Okay yeah if you want a gender neutral facebook just follow these simple instructions~ 

[transawareness]

I just did this.  It literally takes two seconds and it works perfectly.  So awesome -M.

[hi-coup-blog]

IT WORKS!

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[thebluthcompany]

It’s the Final Countdown | Storming the Castle

“Yeah, I’m gonna need a leather jacket for when I’m on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide.”

[mothernaturenetwork]

Recipe: Mint and Cucumber Mmm Cocktail

Because that’s exactly what you’ll be saying after sipping this deceptively easy herbal cocktail.

See more garden-inspired cocktails.

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[be-wildandfree]

“They’ve got Ron?”

“The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!”

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