I've recently gotten a classic Florida one-two punch. First, the emotional malaise that always comes from driving through depressing miles of old pineland, scrub, and cattle country that has recently been obliterated under the locust-like horde of bulldozers that leave white-flight 'paradise' gated communities in their wake as a blight on the landscape that will never heal. I'm old enough to perceive clearly that we already ruined most of the Atlantic coast and are now hard at work doing exactly the same on the gulf side, at least until sea level rise finally puts a brake on something that zoning and good sense has never been able to slow.
Then, on top of that, we have our august Attorney General somehow logically torturing surrogacy (and maybe adoption, too) into 'slavery' because apparently the idea of gays raising children is terrifying enough to the state government that the mere possibility of it is somehow unconstitutional (cue Inigo Montoya: you keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means).
Frankly, it's enough to make me start thinking fondly about other places... but then here comes John McDonald, speaking via Travis McGee as if 1982 was today, with thoughts much like my own:
"There would be a time again when I would canoe down the Withlacoochee, adrift in a slow current, seeing the morning mist rising at the base of limestone buttes, seeing the sudden heart-stopping dip and wheel of a flight of birds of incredible whiteness.
On an unknown day down the road ahead, I would see that slow slide of the gator down the mudbank into the pond, see his eye knobs watching me...
...I would be wading and spincasting a pass at dawn, in an intense, windless silence, and suddenly hear the loud hissy gasp of a porpoise coming up for air just a few feet behind me, startling me out of my wits, and see his benign, enigmatic smile as he sounded again.
Wild orchids, gnarls of cypress knees, circlets of sun slanting down onto green marsh water... angelfish, batting the eyelashes, moving coy and elusive beneath the sea fans, the full, constant, mind-warping, roaring whistling scream of full hurricane.
Tacky though it may be, its fate uncertain, too much of its destiny in the hands of men whose sole thought is grab the money and run... it is still my place in the world."
That was from Cinnamon Skin, a paperback pulp mystery novel from nearly fifty years ago.
Damn... that man could **write**.