lance's animatronic hell

[discount--dracula]

oh you like robot? didn't you know The Scary Bite happened in fiction?? yeah, The Scary Bite!!!!!! throw out the robot before it The Scary Bites YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! it WILL Scary Bite you if you don't kill it with fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i commented this on 350 different robot videos before i got to yours btw.

[lillified]

you know the quote

[nociceptrix]

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

[beachbearblr]

be me finally manage to draw a head at a different angle than 3/4 can't post it. because it's nsfw lock it in a folder never to see the light of day

my brain is somewhere apparently but not in my head

[beachbearblr]

! CW : BLOOD + DARK THEMES UNDER THE CUT !

I think I'm finally out of art block so I'm doing stuff with yingian again

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in a nightmare, yingian succeeds in killing grubby... but what now?

[beachbearblr]

this post is awfully grubby

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[beachbearblr]

the great thing about being a beach bear selfshipper is that everyone else is also a beach bear selfshipper and I can see so much fanart

[beachbearblr]

a thing with my sona while I try to get out of art block again

putting some stuff under read more because I don't feel like clogging the post body so because I'm a horrific gweeb. my sona works at showbiz (present tense because this is where showbiz is still a thing + the bots are #realpeople)

this fellow is cursed with the job of after-hours janitor and gets cooped up in the broom closet all day

UNFORTUNATELY having a job comes with wearing a uniform. and that uniform was not made for a guy that breathes out of its neck. hijinks ensue

[beachbearblr]

thank you tomodachi life for letting me live my yaoi truth

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[fishschtick]

[sharigax]

My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[magicratfingers]

many such pillowcases

[cottoncandylesbo]

(scrolling my dash) trite. trite. trite. contrived. foppish. shameful. oh, a disgusting embellishment from one of my decrepit mutuals. to be cordial i will re-blogge it. JEFFREY! (a butler-type creature who is as tall as my knee and incredibly ghoulish skitters into the room from a crack in the wall) be a dear and block this fool for me would you? (jeffrey pulls out a rusted dagger from behind its back and licks it) thank you. begone. (jeffrey scuttles out of the door and into the road where it is immediately struck by a semi truck at 80 mph)

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

The actor, 86, will be most remembered on this website for the "Chuck Norris Facts" memes of hyper-exaggerated competence.

Outside of movies and memes, Norris was a longtime conservative activist: pushing back against LGBT inclusion, fearmongering about peaceful Muslims spreading "sharia law", arguing against states teaching evolution in schools, feeding the "birther" conspiracy that Obama was not a US Citizen, spreading a conspiracy that the US military under Obama was going to put Texas under martial law, and supporting Donald Trump.

[aquinohotelcentral]