#lance speaks

[beachbearblr]

looking at the beach bear tag is genuinely funny because it's just gay hairy fat man (beach bear) or gay hairy fat man (bears on the beach)

[remotelyvicioussoul]

Lately I look in the mirror and I actually see a young man, and I’m so glad I get to be him :]

[theotherworldlycollective]

My sibling is taking me to see HTTYD in theaters tomorrow night AND IM SO EXCITED!!!

[ventanylll]

growing accustomed to my own appearance (๑>◡<๑)

(me jumpscare below btw)

[that-gay-punk]

it’s been just over twenty four hours since i last saw my boyfriend and i already miss him so much

[lancetuckernonnie]

Don't you look awfully good to be a coach. Dang to be your student-

Looking for some coaching, hm?

[redacted-system]

Me, Lance, cohost: “hey Connor, Host, Head Hancho, my man.... highkey feel awful today and Keith is busy resting so I’m thinking either you can front some or maybe hold a meeting to divvy up the “existing time” today?”

Me realizing Connor is stuck in The Goop^tm again and can’t hear me:

[itwasonimpulse-blog]

I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY (2018) BROKE MY GOT DAM HEART AND THEN PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT