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sorry for the inactivity, ive been working a lot + huge depression but ill be back soon hopefully
im. depresso sorry everyone i’ll be back eventually
sorry for the inactivity, ive been working a lot + huge depression but ill be back soon hopefully
Gerrit Frederik (Moele) Bergveld - Amsterdam (1847). Detail.
today is truly the bastard’s thursday
mrlovetts:
The violently fantasies quieted down, but still remained somewhat, as Lovett could not put the petty comment the beadle made about his success out of his mind.
Such a burning masculine desire for fisticuffs could not subside completely at rate that quickly. Unfortunately, Lovett knew he had to remain in Bamford’s good graces for the greater purpose that was Todd’s plan.
He knew better than to sacrifice his chances with the man of his dreams over some silly act of violence.
As the beadle placed himself on the stool, the baker moved behind the counter with what he thought resembled elegance.
“We’re down to lour last dozen for the evening, so you’re lucky ya got ‘ere when ya did,” He said as he reached down behind the counter for a plate, but prolonged the process to direct some immature hand gestures toward Bamford, shielded by the counter between them.
The baker plucked a steaming pie off the tray, setting it on plate, before serving it to the beadle with a fork and knife.
It required every ounce of beadle’s rapidly thinning self-control to keep from wrinkling his upturned nose at the pie that sat in all its golden-brown splendor before him ( though he took the fleeting second that the baker’s back was turned to him to stick his tongue out at the man ). Envy still burned hot in his veins despite his efforts to stomach it. This baker really thought he was all that - stuck up man, with his fancy clothes and his sucessful business -
In truth , though , the pie smelled positively scrumptious.
Bamford would sooner choke to death before he ever conceded this information to Mr. Lovett, however. He plucked the knife from the table and cut carefully into the crust, secretly savoring the slight crunch it made.
Before taking his first bite, he stole a quick glance at Lovett to be sure there was no foul play at work. Perhaps he had been devouring too many of those cheap stories that riddled the papers. It was impossible to tell from his expression ( and Beadle hardly wanted to spend the time attempting to make head or tails of the lines in the baker’s face ) , so he popped the chunk of pie daintily into his gaping maw.
“ Oh ! Well, I - hm. That is quite good. “
He fought to keep himself from looking too pleased, for his fragile pride’s sake.
“ –Silver’s good enough for me ”
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beadle bamford's pride flags are 1000%%%%
{ o o c ; } he’s a dumb thot and i love him
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Dumbass pride flag!
sweeney-todds:
Todd clenched his jaw, as a new hot mass of anxiety manifested inside the barber’s gut and twisted within him, as the beadle cleared off the cushion on the barbering chair with his handkerchief, then once again commented on the modesty of the shop. The barber obviously did not take it personally, but the thought that Bamford might see his tonsorial parlor as inferior for the judge’s liking caused him great discomfort.
‘There would be no benefit of acknowledging shame and embarrassment’ He reminded himself. The power of confidence can sway a man.
And so Todd forced himself to stand tall and remove the heavy coat from the beadle’s grasp. He hung the expensive, dark leather garment over his bent arm and with all the feigned grace he could muster, waltzed over to the coat rack where he set the thing to hang.
The words that Bamford offered as he sat in the chair echoed in the barber’s head… The implication that he would recommend this shop to Judge Turpin… He was only steps away from touching what he had dreamed of so passionately… Sliding a razor across the throat of the man who had destroyed not only Todd’s life, but his entire family’s.
His heart pounded in his chest as he swallowed the truth to just how close he was to achieving this miracle.
“Who would that be?” The barber asked as he approached the vanity, where he removed a white sheet from one of the wooden drawers.
The beadle let his eyes flutter closed, shoving away the creeping sense of dread that snaked its cold hands around his shoulders like an old friend.
There was nothing to fear here. Perhaps it was just another bout of paranoia. The man had been prone to them for so long that they were almost commonplace. Still, Bamford sat rigid in the barber’s chair and snapped his nervous eyes awake.
He thought to suggest some more light, another candle, anything to brighten up the small space and set his racing mind at ease ; but he bit his fat tongue and wrung his hands as discreetly as he could manage. He had done enough damage as it was. The last thing he wanted was to upset the one person who could offer him a pomade.
“ My dear friend - he’s a judge at the courthouse. I’m sure you’ve seen his honor around. He is so dreadfully overworked these days, you see. Of course, “ here, Beadle shot the barber a fleeting glance while his back was turned to him, “ he doesn’t appreciate the finer things. I can’t say he has ever had a properly pomaded head. “
Bamford found himself comforted by the chatter of his own voice, and though he willed himself to shut his mouth at once, he could not.
“ Isn’t that absurd ! “
I COULD HEAR THE CITY BELLS R I N G WHATEVER I WOULD DO - NO THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE L O N D O N !
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mrlovetts:
There were moments where Lovett experienced difficulty in discriminating an observation or statement from an insult, but he certainly read the beadle’s comment about his pies to be a pointed jab.
The baker didn’t take pride in the pies he cooked up prior to the alteration in ingredients that came with Mr. Todd moving into the the room above his pie shop. He was perfectly aware of how dry and unappetizing they were, but for Bamford to openly point out that he’d never expected Lovett to captain a successful business- How low!
His lips parted as an almost silent gasp seeped out, while the baker attempted to internalize his rage. He imagined how much of a relief it would be to tightly grip both hands around a thick wooden rolling pin and then bash the beadle over the head again and again….
“A shock to you and I both,” Niles said, forcing the lips around his gritted teeth to form a smile.
Bamford swept his high hat from his head in a flurry of feigned friendship. The envy that oozed from his open pores was enough to make him ( and anyone in the vicinity) sick, but his job required him to be on good terms with as many people as he could manage. He valued the status that came with his position just enough to push down his feelings like the bile that rose in his stomach after a late-night snack.
Perhaps, deep down in what scrap of his shriveled soul remained, the beadle knew he had thrown that chance right out the window the instant he laid his beady eyes on Lovett’s fur.
Nevertheless, he pressed onward. Had he not been quite so repulsive, it might have been an admirable gesture. Of course, “ admirable “ was not a word anyone in his proper frame of mind would associate with Fleet Street’s resident pain-in-the-ass.
Beadle hoisted himself onto one of the stools at the counter, setting his hat delicately on the one beside him.
“ Might I inquire after one of those scrumptious pies, sir ? I’ve been meaning to see what all the fuss is about. “
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