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Enigma, Alfred Agache

i have a hunch that either

a. amazon knows exactly how many workers were in that warehouse, it's a big number, and they're working with their PR, legal, and marketing teams before disclosing any information or

b. since it's right before christmas, amazon is working a bunch of people under the table rn on top of their normal shifts so they really might not have an exact headcount or

c. a modified theory of the one above, but amazon has some crazy mandatory overtime and may have had an absolute boatload of people on the clock longer than they should have been, possibly in violation of the law

these are just my hunches. if any or none of these are true it is unacceptable, regardless. i want bezos' head.

grotusrinocerose

backwardsorbust

Adding some excellent points in the comments from an Amazon worker:

ratbastarddotfuck

In case like myself, you had no idea what incident this post is referring to:

An Amazon warehouse in Illinois collapsed during a tornado on Friday evening. The collapse killed at least six people within the warehouse. The local authorities "had some difficulty determining how many people were in the facility", which is what this post refers to - Amazon almost certainly knows exactly how many people were inside, and are keeping that information to themselves.

Bezos gave his fucking thoughts and prayers on twitter.

My source: The Verge, December 13th 2021

stephenroot

FOLKS. HAVE YOU SEEN TRUMP'S CHRISTMAS CARD?

stephenroot

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

twistoftheknife

hes literally a penis shooting a load

hairyboobz

I expecting nothing less.

loboflaco-deactivated20221016

O, Christmas Penis

bean-cheese-burra

they should have split his hair down the middle

stream

The Mask (1994) dir. Chuck Russell

tree-whispering

10.20.21

turnipfritters

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

ingtarwolf-deactivated20181002

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

algo-hermoso

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

stream

Tom walked to her apartment, intoxicated by the promise of the evening. He believed that this time, his expectations would align with reality. (500) Days of Summer (2009) dir. Marc Webb