jokes to make after failure that arenāt self-deprecating:
Iām the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No oneās ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
Iām an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to godās favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
Iām being sabotaged












