world's silliest morty/darach yume

19 years old, any pronouns, donation asks will be blocked, sorry.

[shadowmilotic]

hey guess what guys im FINALLY doing an intro post!

honestly you can call me by whatever you remember me as, but a lot of my online friends know me by the alias of "artic"

i am 19 years old

i am bisexual, poly, and demiromantic

nonbinary (any pronouns!)

unfortunately i was given the curse of hypersexuality, so it's always okay to tell me if i get out of pocket (i do tend to get out of pocket EXTREMELY often)

i also selfship, specifically with morty and darach (both from pokemon, also, im completely fine with sharing them because keep in mind, he's fictional!)

speaking of, my main and probably only fandom is pokemon (blame my autism please)

proud snake and bunny parent! sometimes i'll post my 2 babies on here

i don't normally check dms on here, so the best way to reach out to me is my discord, my discord account is c1lan

DNI LIST: ZOOPHILES, PEDOPHILES (INCLUDING MAPS), PROSHIPPERS, RACISTS, TRANSPHOBES, HOMOPHOBES, NAZIS, BIGOTS

that's about it! until i can think of anything else

[freeroam]

miserable people: selfshipping is so lame and unhealthy and bad !!!1!!1!!

selfshippers:

(that’s you and your f/o. btw)

[steelkunoichi]

the last hashtag is who i selfship with

[mackonfire]

Gay person: i’m gay

Me: ok

106 worms: 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱

[bynine]

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[kenovir]

remember how certified chill dude morty was ready to kill a couple team rocket members

Ugh I love this event so much

[kiwi-thefruit]

i wish fox news was news and facts and clips about actual foxes but no, they’ve decided to be weird and hateful

give. me. the. foxes.

i want these guys on my tv screen ^

[maja-paja]

[shadowmilotic]

just applied for my first job holy Shit

[nefersdarling]

userboxes for yumeshippers who don’t have much content of their yumeships .

remember, your f/o or f/os love you , no matter how much stuff of you or them you have <3

[fireeternal]

rare selfshippers i love you. like i've never heard of that guy a day in my fucking life but you're so right pookie he seems perfect for you

[thememedaddy]

[earlysunsts]

[dollieclair]

imagine ur f/o comforting you like this when you're sad

[dreamlitkiss]

Imagine being your f/o's soulmate..

Oh, no. Wait.

You already are <3

[marblekibby]

the only real complaint I have about the selfship community over here is the fact that all of the selfship imagines are all lovey dovey. don’t get me wrong I love them but we need more silly ones.

Imagine you and your f/o doing the one chip challenge.

[z0mbo]

Your f/o is…. at a trampoline park?

(I just watched them fall flat on their face btw. Just so you know.)