I HAVE EATEN FROYO

Just realized that I haven't eat any frozen yogurt in yeARS and now im sad P.S my art sideblog is @thefroyowizard go follow it UDDATE- just had froyo, feeling good

[beanieyogurt]

BLOG INFO

IM BACK FROM THE DEATH- I RAISE- HELL COULDNT HANDLE ME AFTER 4 MONTHS IM BACK

My pronouns are none. Dont refer to me. I dont exist.

yEEZ- the name beanieyogurt is oLD- ... iTS ONLY BEEN 4 MONTHS?!? WHAT- at least thats what tumblr says

Instagram kidnapped me like a couple months ago so most likely im gonna stay here for a week and vanish once again... SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION- FOLLOW _WEEZERD ON IG FOR POG ART

MY friends (only the tumblr ones- love ya guys) call me beanie... mY ENEMIES CALL ME EVIL OVERLORD OF ALL VILLAINY and if you're reading this youre my enemy sO

I do not have a birthday. I do not exist.

My old art blog is adorable- seeing my old art is hilarious @thefroyowizard here it is- laugh at it with me

I have the feeling getting back here was a bad idea... oh boy

dont be weird and we cool

[beanieyogurt]

i gotta update my blog info huh?

[marauder-level-chaos]

dude.

DUDE

[beanieyogurt]

I been off tumblr for 4 mONTHS?? DUDE IT FELT LIKE YEAARS

[beanieyogurt]

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY KM BACK BUT YOOOOOOOO

[beanieyogurt]

HOLY SHIT IM BACK

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

So I just moved to the United States this week right. And the most recent thing I've learned is that 64 ounces.. is quite a fair amount of juice. How did I learn this? By getting 7.5 litres of juice delivered to my hotel.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I didn't think it would be THIS much juice because all of this just cost me 9 dollars at Walmart. I thought it'd be a few tiny bottles at best. Not SEVEN AND A HALF LITRES

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Another thing I learned: a family sized pack of Chips Ahoy........ is a lot of fucking cookies

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I don't know how to tell you this but I'm Brazilian

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I have been called a lot of offensive things but European is something I will not stand for

[nana-evans]

That size of cookies pack doesn't even exist in Brazil. If you want that many cookies, you have to buy in bulk.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

THANK YOU!

I've seen a bunch of Americans respond to this post like "oh but that one's on you, it clearly says FAMILY size" no dude you don't understand. That pack of cookies, to most of the world, is UNFATHOMABLY big. There's no pack of cookies in Brazil that is that fucking big.

I've seen things be called "family size" in Brazil, but none of them have ever been that big. It's not that I thought it'd be small; that pack of cookies was just inconceivably large.

[theplanetarysolars]

Americans really think "european" is the biggest insult and ignore when people tell them "actually youre the fucking weirdo" like its all them and the problem can't be with themselves

[mrdyketator]

How much do americans EAT??

[axolotlife]

A shit ton

Idk if it's true, but I heard somewhere that tourists to the US order off restaurant kids menus because the adult portion size is huge

[dacool66-deactivated-june-1-2023]

We have good food, we like to eat it. What's the problem

[axolotlife]

Precisely

[beanieyogurt]

THE MENU THINGY IS TRUE-

Like I havent go to the US since I was a little kid but I remember that whenever my parents order in restaurants the PORTIONS WERE SO BIG- they were always for a second just  s h o c k e d and then just proceed to eat the food no problem

ALSO THE KIDS MENU PORTIONS WERE ALSO BIG FOR BEING IN THE KIDS MENU-

In US everything is basically double size-

[calellon]

tumblr is so dirty for introducing you to the most amazing people you could ever imagine and then putting them right on the other side of the planet

[before-they-dry-deactivated2022]

@imaynotbecoolbutimfriendly @verygardenerbanana @daughter-of-sunshine @al muts

[daughter-of-sunshine]

At least we got almost the same timezone

[before-they-dry-deactivated2022]

Well yeah your right

[axolotlife]

@just--another--bean

[just--another--bean]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You too Doughnut!!!!!!!

@marauder-level-chaos @beanieyogurt @sins-of-a-gay-crow @queerdeadwizards @st-a-y 😭😭😭😭😭

(but at least @st-a-y and I have the same timezone)

[sins-of-a-gay-crow]

HONESTLY! Right back at you and @beanieyogurt (sorry to @ you on a post that you were already @ ed on)

[beanieyogurt]

At least the time zones difference aint that big (Sorry for reblogging a reblog you already reblog :((/j)

[calellon]

tumblr is so dirty for introducing you to the most amazing people you could ever imagine and then putting them right on the other side of the planet

[before-they-dry-deactivated2022]

@imaynotbecoolbutimfriendly @verygardenerbanana @daughter-of-sunshine @al muts

[daughter-of-sunshine]

At least we got almost the same timezone

[before-they-dry-deactivated2022]

Well yeah your right

[axolotlife]

@just--another--bean

[just--another--bean]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You too Doughnut!!!!!!!

@marauder-level-chaos @beanieyogurt @sins-of-a-gay-crow @queerdeadwizards @st-a-y 😭😭😭😭😭

(but at least @st-a-y and I have the same timezone)

[beanieyogurt]

How much for you to just-

m o v e

At least to boston c'MON- IT HAS THE SAME TIME ZONE PLEA-

[beanieyogurt]

Im gonna change the "about me thing" cause i can

Bye

[thefroyowizard]

HEY IM BACK with a weird concept tho. 3 of my ocs as magical girls-

I spent more time that I want to admit doing this and I got really demotivated for like two days (thats why I didnt upload) But HEY now Im back, for real this time.

-A.T 

[chaotic-neurodivergent-community]

[god-of-identity]

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

[god-of-identity]

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

[beanieyogurt]

Painnnnnn

[beanieyogurt]

Do you know the dimensions of a kraft single?

Had to google what kraft single is...

There's your answer

[beanieyogurt]

Im gonna ignore that I saw this and continue with my life

[thefroyowizard]

HEY IM BACK with a weird concept tho. 3 of my ocs as magical girls-

I spent more time that I want to admit doing this and I got really demotivated for like two days (thats why I didnt upload) But HEY now Im back, for real this time.

-A.T