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Will says: Welcome to burger king! | Jeff says: DNI list: everybody who has ever breathed | Shara says: I like having sex with men silly and whimsical style | Doe says: WOO YAY YIPPIE YAHOO | we're a system, if you don't like that you can literally just leave the exit could not be any clearer, if you can't find it you're incompetent

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Took purple Dave on a walk to eat some grass today

[ranchdiip]

YEAH. YEAH. YOU ALL BELIEVE ME NOW, DON’T YOU

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Ranchdiip redemption arc starts now

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[northstareclipse]

There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.

[metfell]

I’m so happy he’s back

[googieghoul]

kofi

[googieghoul]

The start date of my new job was pushed until the 22nd 🫠 please spread this of you could, I really appreciate it!

[n1-adora-fan]

Never change Brennan

[parakeet]

this gif is fucking me up. stop. stop. youre squorshing her and shes Just a Baby

[thebisfor]

I HAVE ONE OF THESE

[parakeet]

When will the violence end

[mycabbagesmycabs]

clicking Mark’s new video and him ending it with “I can finally escape the blood ocean and curl up into Ryan Gosling’s arms” made me put my head into my hands.

It makes me feel like this

[uesp]

Pictured: An unused dog model found in the Redguard game files.

[uesp]

Please consider sharing this post if you wish to make our initial statement inaccurate.

❤️

[spinmearoundd-deactivated202411]

[the-trans-advice-blog]

Please please please think of trans people of color when you’re going to make a generalized statement. When you’re making posts about passing tips, medical treatments for transitioning, even light hearted stereotypes include people of color in your sentiments.

As a black trans person it is so fucking isolating to see stuff I’m supposed to relate to only to find that they weren’t talking about me or people like me.

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[animentality]

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[demilypyro]

I ain't performing squat, buddy

[demilypyro]

[stworzonka]

I just met a mother of an autistic child who thinks vaccines cause autism but is still pro-vaccine. Didn't know ppl like her existed tbh

[madamross]

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM