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Will says: Welcome to burger king! | Jeff says: DNI list: everybody who has ever breathed | Shara says: I like having sex with men silly and whimsical style | Doe says: WOO YAY YIPPIE YAHOO | we're a system, if you don't like that you can literally just leave the exit could not be any clearer, if you can't find it you're incompetent

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Took purple Dave on a walk to eat some grass today

[ranchdiip]

YEAH. YEAH. YOU ALL BELIEVE ME NOW, DON’T YOU

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Ranchdiip redemption arc starts now

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[scurviesdisneyblog]

Tiana’s costume designs for The Princess and the Frog (2009) by Lorelay Bove

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[stillhereandstillqueer]

Nonbinary people are so cool I wish our rights were taken seriously haha

[stillhereandstillqueer]

Genuinely though it is so frustrating that nonbinary rights and exorsexism are not treated seriously at all, even from within the queer community. It sucks that there's not even an option for an X gender marker in so many countries, including in more progressive queer-friendly ones. It sucks that if enben want to get gender affirming care that we're advised to lie about our gender (or lack thereof) in favour of a more binary trans identity lest we jump through a million extra hoops on top of the million already in place for binary trans people to prove we're serious in order to get the care we want/need. It sucks that in most cases we're still forced into some kind of binary and I wish that the issues we deal with were acknowledged more.

[woman-becomer]

we need more posts. I would not survive a post famine. I would shrivel up and surely wither away. we need posts and we need to stockpile them now

[woman-becomer]

eat them slowly.

[woman-becomer]

hello! *grabs you with my cursor and SHAKES YOU UP SHAKES YOU UP SHAKES YOU UP SHAKESYOU UP !!!!!!! :D SHAKES AND SHUFFLES YOU, SHAKES YOU 🫵UP 🆙

[woman-becomer]

$1 and I turn you into a bug ANY bug that you want to be I turn you into that bug are you taking the deal (of course you're taking the deal it's a dollar and you get to be any bug) what bug do you want to be you can also switch between bug and normal form whenever you want because why not The point is you get to be a bug any bug and it only costs you $1

[ramxe247]

Does it include fictional bugs?

[woman-becomer]

YES YOU ARE HARACROSS FOR ONE DOLLAR

[woman-becomer]

Tumblr VR is coming

[woman-becomer]

"join me in the Tumblrverse." "welcome to my Blogspace."

love it or not you will be saying these words before 2027

[woman-becomer]

working on a New magic spell that turns you into a giraffe but it only changes your vibes nothing about how you actually look

[woman-becomer]

day one of becoming a raisin. very little progress so far. drank a lot of water and I feel great. I suck at this and I might give up

[woman-becomer]

I'm not even going to report on day two. forget I ever tried this. stupid idea anyway .

[woman-becomer]

can someone please send me some garlic bread with their mind

[woman-becomer]

I was delirious when I posted this and when I woke up My room is filled with a lot of garlic bread. thank you so much everybody

[woman-becomer]

I'm like a goof ball but instead of a ball I'm shaped like a person

[woman-becomer]

I'm currently experiencing my Danganronpa execution and monokuma put me in a giant fucking toaster. I'm upset because I don't even have anything to do with toasters. I haven't mentioned toasters a single time while I've been here and I really don't think I'm associated with them even somewhat. he just put me in this big ass toaster and now I'm burning to death. why did he put me in a toaster

[woman-becomer]

ok guys don't be mad but there was a button that said it would destroy all puppies and remove everyone's memories that puppies existed and I pressed it and I don't know what puppies are or if they were particularly important but I wanted to say I'm sorry just in case

[woman-becomer]

I'm watching one piece and I'm sorting magic cards and I look to my left and oh my goodness what is that is that a delicious Soda pop for me? what a charmed life

[woman-becomer]

I'm watching one piece and I'm sorting magic cards and I look to my left and oh my goodness what is that is that a delicious Soda pop for me? what a charmed life