Some May Say I Have An Ace Up My Sleeve

Icon by @uahighschool Zap here! (She/her, mid 20s, weirdo) Writer Cosplayer and cosplay costumer Guitarist Cabin 7 Divergent Miraculous trash

[guerrillatech]

[sistertaxon]

can you imagine tumblr when the queen dies. its gonna be like superhell night.

[kreature-ofthenight]

We´re all going to use this meme right?

[falseknees]

Favourite Colour (2020)

[pyrlspite]

reblog with your weird group chat name in the tags

[gordons-moved]

I don’t have friends

[windwenn]

The pretty man👀

[cerastes]

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry

[cerastes]

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

[the-sapphic-raven]

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

[syakeko-chan]

[incorrectsoukoku]

Chuuya: can i get a sip of that water?

Dazai: it’s not water

Chuuya: ooh vodka, i like your style

Dazai: it’s vinegar

Chuuya: wha-

Dazai: it’s vinegar, pussy

[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Dazai: Hey, let’s do ‘Get Help’.

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: 'Get Help’.

Chuuya: No.

Dazai: Come on. You love it.

Chuuya: I hate it.

Dazai: It’s great. It works every time.

Chuuya: It’s humiliating.

Dazai: Do you have a better plan?

Chuuya: No.

Dazai: Then we’re doing it.

Chuuya: We are not doing 'Get Help’.

[moments later, Dazai carries Chuuya out of the elevator in front of the guards]

Dazai: Get help! Please! My friend is dying! Get help! Help him!

[as the guard approach them, Dazai throws Chuuya at them, knocking them down]

Dazai: A classic.

Chuuya: [getting up from the floor] I still hate it. It’s humiliating.

Dazai: Not for me, it’s not.

[dreaming-of-butterflies]

Chuuya as John Mulaney quotes

BONUS:

Sheep Chuuya, probably:

[sh-kit-posts]

BSD: Chuuya has a red motorcycle, it was just in dark lighting

Fandom, collectively: It’s pink

BSD:

BSD: Here are full color versions of his red motorcy-

Fandom, more forcefully: It’s PINK.

[6387337382]

i think about chuuya with his hair tied up a lot…

[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Gin: What’s the first thing you notice when Dazai approaches you?

Chuuya: The audacity.

[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Atsushi: You know Dazai would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Chuuya: Dazai would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

[homoeroticism]

[elodieunderglass]

Me showing people around my favorite places

[buffskierights]

i made a quiz. it’s a good quiz. i spent 5 hours on this quiz. please take this quiz.

what your taste in men says about you

[badjokesbyjeff]

Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Ani is short for Anakin Skywalker

What is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper