Beans

Safe space for Beans

[wyrmwizard]

Pondering my mf fish

[wyrmwizard]

Back to pondering my orb

[beanposting]

pondering my mf beans again

[beanposting]

pondering my Beans

[sometimes-death-is-an-option-de]

I want to figth the person that invented beans

[beanposting]

be careful about how you talk about them (beans)......

[urfaveisunfuckable]

beans from food are unfuckable!

[beanposting]

You have made a very dangerous enemy (beans)

[thisonecassie]

Damn ranboos char has some really good messages rn, look at the screenshot i took of my favourite messages :)

[beanposting]

youre my shwdow self and i have to kill you. prepare for Beans.

[beanposting]

WHATever *casts beans on you*

[beanposting]

[valentinee]

i’ve been following you for like a month and this is the first post of yours i’ve even seen

[beanposting]

your death will occur on June 3rd, 2028, 4pm est. Good beans

[prokopetz]

The two genders:

Post that identifies some arbitrary and faintly absurd binary as “the two genders”

Reblog that refutes the stated binary by proposing an even more ridiculous third option

[jesterday00]

Comment that just says “beans”

[beanposting]

ho ho! Excellent post! i particularly like the comment about The Beans! Good beans children!

[demonfox0395]

I absolutely hate beans. All kinds of beans. Kidney beans, jelly beans, chilli beans, you name it. I hate it.

[beanposting]

Youve Just Made A Dangerous Enemy 

[beanposting]

Ladies and non ladies alike! Hear my plea, embrace the beans during this joyous holiday season! Good beans my children

[beanposting]

Favorite bean?

Oh ho! I love and serve All Beans!! Preferences mean nothing to The Beans!

[beansbeansbeansbeansbeans]

which bean loves women the most?

a lesbean

[beanposting]

Oh ho! this is the truth! and The Beans love and respect Lesbians just as much! good beans children!

[beanposting]

if you chose not to vote or chose to vote for trump in this election the Beans hate you and will stop at nothing until you’ve been ground to a fine paste. Good Beans!

[shiftythrifting]

Found and immediately purchased for $4.50 at Goodwill in Colorado. I’ve been waiting 27 years for this bean clock to enter my life. I am whole.

[red-mercer]

A toast

[beanposting]

oh ho! the only way to truly know the time that the Beans have approved of! wonderful post! good beans children

[deep-dark-fears]

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS 

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS 

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS

[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]

[beanposting]

oh! wonderful! this is the only way to do interior design

[beanposting]

My children! Rejoice! We now have a delightful drink that we may use to honor the Beans!

[7ft-tall-shadow-creature-deacti]

No

[beanposting]

Your negativity is untenable and Displeases the Beans

[gncatelier]

what if I want my bean juice with pulp? 

[beanposting]

oh you mean

[beanposting]

My children! Rejoice! We now have a delightful drink that we may use to honor the Beans!

[7ft-tall-shadow-creature-deacti]

No

[beanposting]

Your negativity is untenable and Displeases the Beans