The Glutton Pledge
1. I promise to eat all I want, whatever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want.
2. I will gorge myself to cheer myself up when I'm sad.
3. I will gorge myself for the sheer joy of it when I’m happy.
4. I will push myself to eat even more when I think my belly is full.
5. My appetite will become greedier allowing me to eat even more.
6. I will rejoice with good humor when people criticize my appetite for they confirm my confidence.
7. My belly will fatten and grow to proudly proclaim my dedication.
8. I will gain weight and not be ashamed; instead, I will feast more in celebration.
9. I will rejoice when people criticize my weight for they validate my progress.
10. I will gorge myself joyfully and show off my new pounds cheerfully so as to be an inspiration to others.
