Meal 1 (9:00 AM): Blended Breakfast PurƩe
⢠McDonaldās Big Breakfast with Hotcakes (3 orders): 4,020 calories
⢠6 Hash Browns: 960 calories
⢠Large Caramel Frappuccino: 470 calories
⢠Maple Syrup and Extra Butter: 450 calories
Blend the Big Breakfasts, hash browns, syrup, butter, and frappuccino into a smooth purƩe. Add water or milk as needed to reach a thin enough consistency for a funnel.
Meal 2 (11:00 AM): Doughnut and Coffee Smoothie
⢠Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Doughnuts (12-pack): 2,280 calories
⢠6 Chocolate Iced Doughnuts: 2,280 calories
⢠2 Cinnabon Classic Rolls: 1,760 calories
⢠Large Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha: 620 calories
Blend the doughnuts, Cinnabon rolls, and white chocolate mocha into a rich, sugary purƩe. Add water, milk, or cream to thin out the texture.
Meal 3 (1:00 PM): Pizza and Soda PurƩe
⢠Pizza Hut Large Stuffed Crust Meat Lovers Pizza (2 pizzas): 6,960 calories
⢠Garlic Cheese Breadsticks (8 pieces): 2,320 calories
⢠2 Large Pepsi (32 oz): 400 calories
Blend the pizzas, garlic breadsticks, and Pepsi together into a savory purƩe. Add additional soda or water as necessary to thin out for the funnel.
Meal 4 (3:00 PM): Burger and Fries Shake
⢠Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburgers (3 burgers): 3,180 calories
⢠Five Guys Large Fries (3 orders): 3,930 calories
⢠Five Guys Large Chocolate Milkshake with Whipped Cream (2): 2,000 calories
Blend the burgers, fries, and milkshakes together to create a rich, thick purƩe. Add more milkshake or milk as needed for consistency.
Meal 5 (6:00 PM): Nugget and Fries Combo PurƩe
⢠McDonaldās 60-piece Chicken McNuggets: 2,820 calories
⢠3 Large Fries: 1,470 calories
⢠4 McDonaldās Apple Pies: 920 calories
⢠2 Large Coca-Colas: 620 calories
Blend the McNuggets, fries, apple pies, and Coca-Cola together. Use additional soda or water to ensure smoothness.
Meal 6 (9:00 PM): Dessert Frenzy
⢠Dairy Queen Large Oreo Blizzard (2): 2,280 calories
⢠Large Brownie Batter Blizzard: 1,340 calories
⢠2 Cheesecake Blizzards: 2,280 calories
Blend all Blizzard desserts together for a thick, ice cream-based purƩe. Add some milk or cream to reach the desired consistency.
Daily Total: 30,360 calories
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