[lvl10blvkmage]

[digital-magus]

Fuck… I could really use more chicken tikka masala, garlic naan and mango lassi…

[ravenclaw-timelord]

Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026)

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[schifty-al]

"Oh that's a cool- oh shitOH SHIT, he actually knows what he's doing!"

[memewhore]

[ihavenohotcocoa]

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

[catgirlanarchist]

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[vodkaauntgrettchy]

[charlesoberonn]

[virtu-typhoon]

[scifikimmi]

[captain-starskull]

[charlesoberonn]

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[cilantrhoes]

[keywindingrain]

call my girlfriend a non-newtonian fluid the way she gets hard when i hit her and melts when i touch her softly

[captainkingsley]

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

[kyraneko]

absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you've got me wondering what's trying to eat them

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

you misunderstand, this isn't 'I look like the ground so predators walk right past me' camouflage, this is 'I look like the savannah grass so I can pounce on unsuspecting prey' camouflage

they're hiding in the hoards to bite the hands of unsuspecting humans who sneak past mama

[aquawyrm]

Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.

[roach-works]

maybe dragons collect hoards to camouflage their babies

[excitementshewrote]

[di-kot-o-me]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating a CEO (2013)

[dat-soldier]

working class

[itsbenedict]

[souperluminal]

“A Helping Hand”

[maroonracoon]

You Were My Joker That Night