Don't Panic

Devin, 22 blogs things

[whitelinesandversace]

This is the highlight of my Wendy’s career

[witchbltch-deactivated20240101]

[frozen-felix]

[arewehavingpunyet]

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

[indirispeaks]

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

[ourexes]

he came for his entire life holy shit

[holyromanhomo]

[bashana-haba-ah-deactivated2017]

@keepburningbitch

[yourfoodiedesires]

How Often To Clean Your House (aka Being An Adult)

Sprinkles And Crafts: A Food, DIY And Lifestyle Blog.

[scienceisfood]

As an adult in honestly feeling attacked right now

[khanos-deactivated20220729]

so I try not to look at other people’s phones cause that’s invasive but this middle aged white lady received a text like “im gonna fuck that pussy” and she replied “are u threatening me with a good time?”

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

[tchaikovskaya]

thank u google thats exactly what i was looking for, not how many days she has been the prime minister of the united kingdom, her height in picometers. you can read my mind, google, its uncanny 

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[charmianross-deactivated2021100]

[dsxsbx]

Burg Eltz by Max Muench

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[prozdvoices]

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[weavemama]

I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS 

[antivaxxer]

You know she was Tired™ and ready to spill Tea™ with that first sentence

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[bwbeautyqueens]

Zendaya for DxZ Spring Collection.