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Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other
In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
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HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF!)
1. Buy a falconer’s glove 2. Approach the girl you like wearing the falconer’s glove 3. Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?” 4. Look up to the sky hopeful/sad 5. If she says “No” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping you look for your falcon 6. No human would turn down an opportunity like this 7. Use the time you spend together looking for the falcon to get to know her 8. At the end of your search (10 minutes) you will probably need some consoling over the loss of your one true friend 9. By this point her interest in you based on the fact that you were able to put so much love and time into the raising of a falcon will more than ensure a second date. 10. then it’s just a hop skip and jump away from marriage Good Luck! Note: If by chance a falcon does appear out of nowhere simply say “*falcon’s name” I’ve missed you so much! Don’t ever scare me like that again" then offer to take the girl to dinner for helping you find your lost falcon. BONUS: You just got a free falcon!
me: *gives an answer*
teacher: class, do you agree or disagree?
you: well I disagree beca-
me:
Well Fuck.
No comment..
Guy with short pants: GEMINI, Aries, SAGITTARIUS, Aquarius, Scorpio, Leo
Guy with long pats: PISCES, Cancer, Taurus, Libra, Capricorn, Virgo
Chaotic evil
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorry…
I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG
Hell no.
Sorry
Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.
I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol
I second my husband’s emotion! Lol
This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO
Scrolled past but got paranoid
EU TE AMO MÃE
WHY IS THIS POST BACK?
Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these
Yo mama joke of the year
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself from the world
Refs trying to set the bar for awful officiating
This is, by far, the most random fact about an athlete/celebrity I’ve ever seen swoosh it’s way into a gif
It was at this point every Rangers fan was Mika and every Canadiens fan was Suit Guy
Still my favorite goal against the Penguins and I don’t even like the Jackets except for the Bob hugs and BRANDON DUBINSKY!
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