just some random stuff and things

I'm an emotionally stunted, functioning alcoholic, man child. I post random stuff and things. I'm the nicest asshole you'll ever meet. I'm in my 30s

[beardyoakenshield]

I'm the whole package

Anxiety

Depression

Low self-esteem

Abandonment issues

Self-deprecating humor

Who wouldn't want me.

[zevkli-cift]

[intrinsicmotives]

[mistchievous]

Ultimate Ask Game

🥰 - I love your blog 😊 - I'm so glad I follow you 🤭 - You make me laugh 😇 - You're one of the kindest people on this site 🥺 - I'd really like to be friends 🤩 - I admire you 😎 - You're one of the cool kids 😴 - You should sleep more 🌞 - You brighten up the dash 🧸 - Soft vibes 🤠 - Yeehaw vibes 💪 - Don't Fuck With Me vibes 🧠 - You're so big brained 🔥 - You're a hot mess 🦈 - You intimidate me 📜 - Your fics are top tier 🖼️ - Your artwork is stunning 🎨 - Your gifs/edits/icons/etc. are fantastic 🎤 - You have an amazing voice 🥂 - I would get drunk with you 💰 - I would rob a bank with you 🚓 - I would lie to the police for you 🍟 - I would share my fries with you 👻 - I would go ghost hunting with you 😘 - Kissing you on the forehead 💋 - Kissing you on the mouth 💝 - I love you (platonic) 💘 - I love you (romantic) 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 - I think we'd make good tumblr spouses 💍 - I would marry you if you asked 💀 - I would help you hide a body 👽 - I would believe you if you said you were abducted

[mangafascination]

[noenergytomakeheartsrace]

POV you caught the maid slacking off

[morxwar]

[miawinters]

[bbrothertedd]

[kosemura-deactivated20180427]

[mobpsycho100]

[1-amm]

[mangafascination]

[beardyoakenshield]

[7pleiades7]

Lost Pleiad (1884) by William-Adolphe Bouguereau (French, 1825 – 1905), oil on canvas, 195.5 cm (76.9 in) x 95 cm (37.4 in), Private Collection

[beardyoakenshield]

If Heaven and Hell decide that they both are satisfied

Illuminate the ”no”s on their vacancy signs

If there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks

Then I’ll follow you into the dark

[cyberglittter]

tabria majors by bonnie nichoalds