musings of me

Things that amuse me.

[stimman4000]

.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Slurp

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

hole tightening juice

[homofied]

[catchymemes]

Seems legit.

[fant4me]

Hahahahaha

[ninjacoughdrop]

Must reblog/retweet every time I see this.

[porterr-robinson]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xxxtictacion]

After 5 years it’s super slow

[sindri42]

It’s got proprietary tires that don’t fit on anything else and shred themselves every hundred miles

also it’s only compatible with about 40% of roads

[fiyabwal]

Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset

[roar104]

There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen

[charlesoberonn]

You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Costs more than your house and will outsell everyone

[klubbhead]

[the-joker-hates-sjws]

No one questioning why it’s got Windows?

[klubbhead]

SHUT THE HELL UP

[emephwrites]

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[e-hoe]

this has gone too far

[avatarkrora-deactivated20170530]

[mysharona1987]

[skinnyorganicchemist]

[monkeysaysficus]

Reblog to support jar-opening lesbians

[realhousewivesgifs]

It kills me to see GaGa and Britney fighting like this :(

[trzns-deactivated20190422]

me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this

the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park

[memewhore]

[jame7t]

pretty sure Seven deadly sins is a bit excessive

[jame7t]

just combine wrath and gluttony and make hangry

[jame7t]

sloth and pride make Bottoming

[theapatheticstag]

This is my greatest contribution to twitter

[orso-xl-deactivated20230207]

do you take constructive criticism

[theapatheticstag]

No

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

[caffeinatedbum-deactivated20180]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[livelaughlacroix]

Reclaiming My Time as mood for 2018 PLZ

[purepastry]

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

GIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[tastefullyoffensive]

These are the best wedding photos I’ve ever seen. (via kayatheshepherd)