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[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[flyfella]

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[mi-ciudad]

these shorts are short

[mi-ciudad]

😧

[wolfebytheocean]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[thegreenaper]

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[mi-ciudad]

you've liked a lot of my posts which could mean something

[flyfella]

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

[flyfella]

Solving an impossible task in margaritaville

[flyfella]

Transporting an immovable object in margaritaville

[flyfella]

Advocating for an alcohol-free queer space in margaritaville

[flyfella]

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

[flyfella]

Solving an impossible task in margaritaville

[flyfella]

Transporting an immovable object in margaritaville

[flyfella]

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

[flyfella]

Solving an impossible task in margaritaville

[flyfella]

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[lemonsharks]

always reblog money snake

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[flyfella]

Do people know how the US government works? Cuz a lot of you are like “Why isn’t Obama doing this thing that he’s completely not allowed to do?

[flyfella]

We have to go back…