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“We got Timmy at this moment [in his life] in which he’s never going to be like that, ever again. He knows he’s going to be a big star. And when I say big I mean it.” - Luca Guadagnino on casting Timothée Chalamet in ‘Call Me by Your Name’ [x]

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

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"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets"

- my english professor

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microcomets

me: i’m gonna write

me: [reads another person’s writing]

me: i’m never writing again

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some iconic moments from icarly aka the BEST sitcom to ever air

when they snuck into mrs. briggs house and found her randy Jackson shrine

socko and his family members running gag

Spencer and his ostrich marvin

one direction was on the show

so was Michelle Obama

crossover w victorious

when they all had to make different eco friendly assignments so they wouldn’t have to go on the berry trip or whatever and Sam just juiced an orange with her hands and later ate it bcos she forgot to do it and she got an a sjsabsba

went to Japan and Spencer and mrs. Benson got trapped in seaweed

running gag of t-bo putting various foods on a stick and trying to sell it

spaghetti tacos

tht one time they went to that tv network bcos they stole some of their skits but the ppl were jerks so the gang stole the frozen head of their deceased leader and used it as blackmail slksndj

sam’s butter sock

spencer helping prisoners make a gigantic pant sculpture and the prisoners climbing into the pants to escape

“when temperatures get too high the elderly will start to die” hsashasd who thought of that

pee on carl

i feel like jim parsons was on it as sheldon or some other equally unlikable character

gibby’s full name is orenthal cornelius hayes gibson

and his brother’s name was guppy???

episode where spencer and jack black fought

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We learn that Sam and Carly became friends because they purposefully knocked each other off a table

That one episode where Victoria Justice premiered twice as two different characters.

That time Carly and her crew exposed her boyfriend as a cheater to millions of viewers

SAM BEING BANNED FROM A BEAUTY PAGEANT BC EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE PUSHED SOMEONE DOWN A BUNCH OF STAIRS

That one Blooper episode where Drake Bell ran in on set and was like “Have you guys seen Megan?”

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- Sam and Freddie having to share a giant locker. Sam’s Mom drives through the school after eye surgery, destroying the locket. Freddie gets blamed somehow - Gibby getting into a full on fight with that fan who kidnapped Carly, Sam and Freddie, destroying her house - “Awww, look, those two squirrels are hugging!” “Carly. They aren’t hugging” “…OH”