“We got Timmy at this moment [in his life] in which he’s never going to be like that, ever again. He knows he’s going to be a big star. And when I say big I mean it.” - Luca Guadagnino on casting Timothée Chalamet in ‘Call Me by Your Name’ [x]

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“We got Timmy at this moment [in his life] in which he’s never going to be like that, ever again. He knows he’s going to be a big star. And when I say big I mean it.” - Luca Guadagnino on casting Timothée Chalamet in ‘Call Me by Your Name’ [x]
dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started
"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets"
- my english professor
me: i’m gonna write
me: [reads another person’s writing]
me: i’m never writing again
some iconic moments from icarly aka the BEST sitcom to ever air
when they snuck into mrs. briggs house and found her randy Jackson shrine
socko and his family members running gag
Spencer and his ostrich marvin
one direction was on the show
so was Michelle Obama
crossover w victorious
when they all had to make different eco friendly assignments so they wouldn’t have to go on the berry trip or whatever and Sam just juiced an orange with her hands and later ate it bcos she forgot to do it and she got an a sjsabsba
went to Japan and Spencer and mrs. Benson got trapped in seaweed
running gag of t-bo putting various foods on a stick and trying to sell it
spaghetti tacos
tht one time they went to that tv network bcos they stole some of their skits but the ppl were jerks so the gang stole the frozen head of their deceased leader and used it as blackmail slksndj
sam’s butter sock
spencer helping prisoners make a gigantic pant sculpture and the prisoners climbing into the pants to escape
“when temperatures get too high the elderly will start to die” hsashasd who thought of that
pee on carl
i feel like jim parsons was on it as sheldon or some other equally unlikable character
gibby’s full name is orenthal cornelius hayes gibson
and his brother’s name was guppy???
episode where spencer and jack black fought
We learn that Sam and Carly became friends because they purposefully knocked each other off a table
That one episode where Victoria Justice premiered twice as two different characters.
That time Carly and her crew exposed her boyfriend as a cheater to millions of viewers
SAM BEING BANNED FROM A BEAUTY PAGEANT BC EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE PUSHED SOMEONE DOWN A BUNCH OF STAIRS
That one Blooper episode where Drake Bell ran in on set and was like “Have you guys seen Megan?”
- Sam and Freddie having to share a giant locker. Sam’s Mom drives through the school after eye surgery, destroying the locket. Freddie gets blamed somehow - Gibby getting into a full on fight with that fan who kidnapped Carly, Sam and Freddie, destroying her house - “Awww, look, those two squirrels are hugging!” “Carly. They aren’t hugging” “…OH”
buenos dias muchacha latas
#relevant
when you pass an exam you expected to fail
SOMEBODY SHARED THIS WITH ME & OUCH IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM HURT
If depression was a musical
This is a bop
okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane
“Taking a pill is not going to make you smarter Charlie!”