Skidadle Skidoodle

Ignore my nonsense :)

[snoopysupe]

tower fics are so back baby

[xxxprosp3r0neilxxx]

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

[ddeerlybeloved]

kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

Yeah I was watching Supernatural and joking about Dean Winchester and Jason Todd parallels but what the actual

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

Started watching Supernatural (decades late)… and could NOT stop drawing parallels. So. Jason and Tim as Dean and Sam lmao

(Screenshots from S1 E4)

[awhoreintheory]

Dick: Peter, this is Jason, my baby brother. Jason, this is Peter, my—

Peter, immediately gaping and going starry eyed: Oh my god, Jensen Ackles???

Jason, raising an eyebrow: uhh... no, kid, he just said my name. It's Jason.

Peter, dread pooling in his stomach: hold that thought.

Peter taking Dick's phone and looking something up. He's very clearly distraught.

Peter: NOOOO! You took Supernatural from this world! You deprived so many young, mentally ill teenagers of Dean Winchester! Jason, what about the gifs? The endless amount of gifs for any situation? You're a monster. Don't talk to me.

Jason: what the fuck.

[glumshoe]

My father and I play this… game… in which we both pretend to be attempting to assassinate each other. When we serve the other food or drink, we’ll adopt the most suspicious mannerisms and wording possible, as though the food were secretly poisoned and we are eagerly waiting for them to eat it and die.

The other player pretends that they know their food is poisoned, but must feign ignorance and try to come up with subtle excuses not to eat/drink it without seeming rude or directly confronting the other about the attempted kinslaying.

Wholesome family bonding.

[glumshoe]

Last night my father brought me “a nice tall glass of ice water” and stood there watching me closely as I sipped it. I pretended to swallow, at which point he threw his head back and laughed maniacally.

While he was laughing, I spit the entire mouthful of water that I’d been holding in my mouth onto his shirt, patted my chest, and said, “Oh, dear, Father; I’m afraid this water was just too cold. I need to let it warm up. Why don’t I make us some… tea.”

[glumshoe]

Another thing we do is imply that we have set lethal traps for each other.

“Goodnight Father,” I’ll tell him (because Father with a capital F is the most sinister and threatening thing you can call your dad). “I hope you sleep well tonight. Very well. It would be a shame if something… disturbed you.“ In response, he’ll make an offhand remark about needing to Google the upper age limit for sudden infant death syndrome, or he’ll bring up my “inheritance” and the possibility that he might have worthy bastard children somewhere. 

My mother does not like our game.

[superbatsfam]

jason's favorite hobby is sneaking up on his loved ones. he loves to see how long it takes them to notice him.

he breaks into dick's apartment while he's busy and jason is honestly shocked how clueless dick is. how are you a vigilante and don't notice someone breaking in. after 3 hours, he just decides to make dick lunch and sets it beside him at the desk, dick almost has a heart attack.

[demonicsuffrage]

Baby Robin Dick, shaking Bruce awake at 3am: Bruce, I'm hungry

Bruce:

Bruce and baby Dick, now shaking Alfred awake: Alfred, we're hungry

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

[noodletoodledoodles]

Same energy

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[ladydeath-vanserra]

I love u angry female characters. I love u deeply misunderstood and problematic female characters. I love u cold hearted and sharp female characters. I love you prideful and reckless female characters. I love u unbeautifly destructive female characters. I love u prickly and snarky female characters. not everyone understands u but I do and I'm listening

[jxmimac]

[stuckinapril]

nothing is scarier than a girl’s mind when she doesn’t have 30 different hyperfixations working concurrently to insulate her from any tangible complete thoughts

[balmain]

[cookietastic]

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

[konoko]