Biting Britches

[beatingbrittany]

Has anyone else been on there phone, bare no case, while in the bath then realize how dangerous a terrain they are wading in?

[youtubethumbnails]

[tunte]

[tarynel]

Helen

[nostalgicxsoul]

[atypicalcherry-deactivated20231]

Good news or a new idea. You can smell the hate in the air.

[whitegirlsaintshit]

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[purplebuddhaproject]

[lilycoloredcolossus]

kindness is disingenuous. i don’t profess to be kind, but accommodating. i will curb —but not bend— my passions around you. i am not the gentlest of people, & heaven knows i haven’t any patience to speak of, but i’ve blunted my claws so that i won’t cut you when you come to cradle me. do not thank me— i struggle with compassion. it is a nestling thing, a warming thing; it is mawkish & tenacious as i am reticent & harsh. & you! oh curious creature, you know that i am negligent in noble pleasure; you know that my fervor is a front to deny my disillusionment. i am not nice— why must you insist on calling me so? i smile only to lure my prey, even if that prey is myself. i shoulder burdens only to increase my mortal strength. it is a conceptual teething; the pain makes my mouth water. i love only to know the joy of love, i give only to know reception. if i spare you from the knife, it is for my dislike of blood. this isn’t to say that i don’t value happiness— i simply do not feel attracted to a saccharine existence— it repulses me through & through! kindness is manipulation! kindness is a rebuke! & you, oh curious creature! how can you proclaim to love me with open arms, yet reproach me with piteous eyes? —no. i am accommodating, considerate even; but darling, i’m not nice.

hard sketch, fig. 2

[stuff-from-web]

[damnyallugly]

[wearmoonlight]

[goldeh]

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[goughalexandria]

Or is it a warning …

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[bujnik]

This is extra funny because since seeing Jurassic Park as a kid I’ve had lifelong recurring nightmares about escaping dinosaurs. 

[mjax1]

ME TOOOOO!!!!! I seriously thought I was the only one!!!!!

[genelizatierney]

James Stewart and Katharine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

[stuff-from-web]

[regular-love]

[horrormetalpunk]

Alice Cooper, Elvira, and Rob Zombie crca 1992.

[musicallymaniacal]

my kind of people

[cibachrome-deactivated20141017]

Last night I dreamt That somebody loved me Last night I felt Real arms around me No hope, no harm Just another false alarm

The Smiths, Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me 1987 (via apollosmuses)