Yoko haters, DNI. This is NOT a safe space for you.
I could go into a whole 20 page essay on why they John and Yoko were literally meant for each other, but once again, I am a lazy bastard, so here's some pictures as proof. Warning for nakey johnny.
Okay someone HAS to get what I'm saying though, right? Like.. you KNOW..
.. you know.. you can literally see it. It's right there in front of your face, don't play...
Does anybody else feel physically maternal/paternal torwards Julian?
I see him, and I think "Frick John Winston Ono Lennon, I would be a REAL father to Julian.". All I want to do is pinch his cheeks and tuck him in at night at his home in Morocco. Frick..
Okay, first blog. You know, I definitely don't have enough time and patience to start one of these— or a better description is that I'm too lazy. I could be getting forklift certified, and instead, I'm writing pointless words that nobody will even bother read on an ancient (sorry oldheads) app I've never used.
Here is a picture of John Winston Ono Lennon to thank any readers <3
Yes, I promise to say his full name every single time I mention him, because he is legitimately me incarnate.
(I don't know what this line thing is)
So, I might do alot of things with this account, even if it will probably only be active for a year or two because I am a rather forgetful little bloke, so bare with me. Typing this, I see a little checkmark box thingy, and I really want to see what it does, so I'm going to put things I want to do in the boxes, and we'll go from there.
This is not what I expected! Am I possibly an idiot?
YES KING
NO KING
Voting ended onApr 27, 2025
Okay, let's forget that, I'm just gonna do like.. little dash marks.
- Maybe write some poetry, because I ain't writt no poetry, and it seems very fun.
- Use this as an outlet/inlet for my Beatles hyperfixation that's been going on since June of 2024. (Almost one year!!!)
- I can't think of anything else, so I'm going to use the pregnant man emoji to substitute any more ideas.
- 🫃
- and 🫃
Anyways, this is probably enough yapping for a first post. I mean, what even is a first post, but a yap sesh? Quote that, I said that. I'm going to copywrite that. I just added tags.. I wonder if they work about the same as the tags on tiktok. I also wonder if anyone even read this because it was truly pointless. But, if you did, thank you again. I love attention. 🕊