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sometimes i like to just throw on my furby suit and go for a walk around town. i enjoy seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted me maybe i’ll do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then i

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DeviantArt and the USPS partner to make physical DeviantStamps that are valid postage stamps

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90’s babies how are you not???traumatized?!???

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we are

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me want Honeycomb

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This is him now… Feel old?

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omg bro were there electrolytes in that water 😳 i can already feel the electrolytes omg im so fucked up rihjt nwo

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Exclusive: US warns it will reject measure over language on sexual health in latest example of hardline abortion stance

You can’t make this shit up.

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For what ever loving reason could they possibly fucking have?

anisetheapothecary

Omg they are even worse than I can possibly imagine. America is vetoing it because

The language refers to family planning clinics for survivors of sexual violence, which they see as implicitly supporting abortion rights

The language uses the word “gender” which they claim is veiled support for transgender rights

They will not sign if the resolution has this clause: “urges United Nations entities and donors to provide non-discriminatory and comprehensive health services, including sexual and reproductive health, psychosocial, legal and livelihood support and other multi-sectoral services for survivors of sexual violence, taking into account the specific needs of persons with disabilities.”

Fuck America

Americans should absolutely feel ashamed by this

I hope America sinks into the sea.

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Call me vain but one of my personal development goals is to not be a draining person. I want people to feel listened to and refreshed after spending time with me.