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hi im fp, a nb artist who could always use some help paying bills and stuff. Please email if you are interested!

*Nothing unsanitary, nothing bigoted, no consent issues*

Thank you!! 💖

feyd-meowtha

One Day You Will Be On Sale

#yes it literally just came out #i will be VIGILANT #i just noticed the mr butterfly #what if i cry 3000 times

powerbottombrucespringsteen

I wish sports betting apps could feel pain

shortkinglogan

ThpThpThpThpThpThp

rottenbabyfawn

pspspspsps heyyy kittykittykittyy

shortkinglogan

girlkaramazov

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

alphacrone

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

#universal lower class northeasterner assumptions it seems #second guess was martha washington but that's wrong too

watertightvines

lol. lmao even.

Wilson adds: “Nolan’s Odyssey lacks many of the elements that make the poem great. It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior’s glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.”

beebobeebo

"There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible."

arretoskore

Ok this is it, I have to get something of my chest. Because of this goddamned Odyssey film I keep reading everywhere that Emily Wilson is the first woman to translate the Odyssey and because of this she has a unique take on the text.... NO NO NO THIS IS NOT TRUE she's the first ENGLISH woman to translate the Odyssey but women have been translating and publishing their translation since the 1700s !!!! In French and Italian and I'm sure other languages too!!

I'm so mad because students in Italy have been studying on Rosa Calzecchi Onesti's translation for decades!! Her translation is so well regarded it keeps being used in academia to this day and it's from the 60s!!! There have been dozens of other translations since then but we keep using that one !!!

(and also many other women published their translations both before and after her)

The irresistible urge of english/american ppl to make universal statements out of their experience

ive started playing gamedle recently and it's become apparent that there are more games in existence than stars in the sky, and i can only bring like 12 of them to mind ever

#also sometimes i genuinely have never seen an answer in my life

segamascott

amygdalae

I'm glad I wasn't on tumblr when I was watching through a knight of the 7 kingdoms cuz it woulda pissed me off so bad seeing people simp for Aerion what with Dunk being sensitive juicy thighed up bootylicious and stupid right before every1s eyes the whole time omg

amygdalae

it just makes me so....*clutches head* so.... mad! Augh!

#prev yea

doomedmutual

New Neal.fun dropped

#ahhhhhhhhh

fortunatelychaoticphantom

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.