"I Get Messages From The Stars!"

Bailey/Bea | 18+ | he/they | filipino | Demipan/Transmasc/Polyamorous | Cancer | in love with my wife! My inbox is open, so feel free to go ham on it, I love attention! NSFW ACCOUNTS DNI!

[beatriceh0pe]

I made another blog to use as my main account and not focus on tmnt stuff. I will be using it more to post my own art and other stuff! :D

[beatriceh0pe]

I decided to move accounts and use this as my main from now on. I will be more active here so please come move in to my house! <3

[funtergeist]

dess pov

[no-one-offical]

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[plazmazoid]

U Can't Touch This! 📺

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

[iwilleatyourenglish]

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry i can't believe i forgot the most ominous thing on the site

[latxy-1]

[pluvilnaa]

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[dailycatsblog]

[r0ttingsystem]

Let's all be in a TV show!!!

> Do this quiz

> do this picrew (Based on urself + quiz answers)

> tag ppl

> profit.

Tags (/nf ofc):

@mxlilly @circus-of-horror @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair @microsoupmouse @the-firefly-jar-system @punkrockinchair @theplushiesystem @coded-pup @florasolarsystem + ANYONE else who wants to join

[beatriceh0pe]

Way to boost my confidence ig???

@stars-n-kites @afreakingdork @sporeganism

[k-eke]

Thicc crocodile passing on your timeline🐊

[factual-fantasy]

[danidarkarts]

@factual-fantasy

[fynori]

i'd like to add that the shadow color isnt necessarily dictated entirely by the primary light source, but the bounce light! so for the example of a sunny environment, the reason the shadows are blue are because of the light from the blue sky reflects across the environment; but, if the character were to be under tree cover, the bounce light would be coming from the leaves and thus the shadow would look greener.

[danidarkarts]

Yee yee!!! You got it right on the nose!

Bounce light is something I didn't cover but I adore it!

Gotta work on my bounce light 💪

[stars-n-kites]

things i think cecil nightvale should wear

[limitedfucks]

I LOVE MUSIC!!!!!!! RAHHHHHH!!!!!

[greatestf00l]

Do we fw state smp ocs 👉👈

[sweaterrat]

Trick or treat 😋

(Feat. @rengoopadoopulous )

[pichirobi]

episode 27 - first date

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??