[ryvko]

[hayleywpictures]

[rareparamore]

http://csl.ink/2jlf help? :)

[ikonicgif]

Imaan Hammam walks the runway for Tom Ford during New York Fashion Week

[afterlaughters]

[rareparamore]

http://csl.ink/2jlf help? :)

[indian-girl-deactivated20180502]

[weallheartonedirection]

How to get out stains using other things

[trick-ass-dyke]

TO SAVE A LIFE

[methlord-deactivated20210607]

no drugs can compare to the high i get when i finally understand something in math class

[twitterscreencaps]

[bladesplay-deactivated20170108]

waiter: do u want soup or salad ? me: whichever is easier for u

[weareawake]

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

i hate that americans call torches flashlights like i get it youre amazed by simple flashing lights but it already has a name

[hotvampireadjacent]

What the fuck torch what is this the Stone Age

[75orchids]

wow I can’t believe what just happened to me.

So, I was in Mcdonalds just using the wi-fi when this lady walked in. Her hair was dyed so I could tell that she was an SJW. There were only men in the line at Mcdonalds and she walked pass all of them and said, “This is the 21st century, feminism allows me to do this to cis-het white men like you.” and then she cackled evilly. She then asked the cashier to make her one McCake, and also to give her a discount because of the wage gap (not real btw). When the cashier told her that Mcdolands doesn’t make cakes she just gave him an evil glaire and said, “This is just like Anita said. Yet another cis-het mansplaining away free food. This is going straight on tumblr and twitter. I hope you enjoy having your entire life censored, shitlord.”

That’s when I couldn’t take it anymore. I walked straight up to the woman, got right in her face, and yelled THE CAKE IS A LIE! The entire mcdonalds gasped… and then they started applauding. That’s when I realized, that everyone in that mcdonalds had been a gamer. The SJW was beside herself and stumbled out of the mcdolmnalds, falling into a puddle of water and sullying her Steven Universe jorts. The cashier started crying out of joy and handed me $100 straight from the cash register. He also said I’m allowed to get free nuggets for the rest of my life.

It turned out that he was the son of the CEO of Mcdonalds. Also, I just asked him to marry me. You might have heard of him, his name is Albert Einstein Jr.

[tittytron]

School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job

[xcassiekilla]

i will never not reblog this

[weloveshortvideos]

[fauxfable]

i’m the dog.

[homosxual]

Andy Hurley + Irresistible ft. Demi Lovato

[beenoman]

[whatsliferotfl]