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“I’m sure in certain circles only wearing your underwear is completely acceptable. You just need to find them, then you won’t have a problem.”
“What kinds of circles have you been hanging around in? Because I’ve never seen a circle where people are just strutting the city in underwear alone.”
“You should always strive for balance in life.”
“I didn’t know my clothes to underwear ratio would lead me on a quest for life-long balance.”
“Sounds like a great excuse to go shopping.”
“Gee, I haven’t been shopping in the longest time. Might’ve even forgot how to do it, if that makes any lick of sense.”
Solution: stop wearing underwear. Obviously.
“Well, then I’d run out of clothes and left with just...flesh.”
I think that depends on where you plan on going out to.
“Are there really that many places where wearing just underwear is acceptable?”
“I’m starting to wonder if owning more underwear than actual clothes is going to become a problem when it comes to going out.”
Have you ever had a guy cum while you were giving him a lapdance?
“Let’s just say sometimes I get complimented on how well I do my job without the clients ever saying a word.”
Has anyone ever asked you to have sex with them at work?
“Oh, the stories I could tell. Long story, short: Yes.”
You're kind of cute, and I don't just mean your face.
“Do I happen to have cute elbows too? But, I won’t turn down a genuine compliment.”
"Bee's knees" really?
“You’re right. I should’ve said wings, since bees don’t have knees.”
DO you prefer dancing on stage, lapdances or dancing in your room?
“Probably a tie between lapdances and just dancing in my room. Lapdances are a lot more personal and I don’t have so many eyes on me, you know? And dancing in my room is just the bee’s knees. I thought everyone did that, though.”
Anyone you've got your eye on but haven't messaged yet?
“Oh, Anon, way too many people. I hardly know how to use this app. But, everyone I’ve seen is way too handsome for my own good. So, I guess my eye is on everyone?”
What's your life's ambition?
“For a while now, I’ve had no idea, but recently I’ve been looking into becoming a chef. I have a real knack for cooking and I enjoy, so hey, why not? Don’t really see myself being a dancer at Hunk-O-Mania forever. Plus, settling down with a guy at some point doesn’t sound too bad either.”
“I never said that I preferred eatin’ out over home-cooked meals - as a boy from Alabama that was raised on Southern home-cookin’, I can appreciate it,” Maddox said with a chuckle before he nodded. “Yeah. It’ll be awhile before I can bring ‘em in, though. They’re ‘bout a week old now. Shepherd/Retriever pups.”
“You got it, then. After we’re through here and find out about little ol’ Snow, here, we’ll go back to my place and I’ll cook you the best burger this side of the Hudson river.” Beau arranged with a bright smile on his face. “They sound absolutely adorable and if you ever need any help with the little ones, you can always ring me up and I’ll do whatever I can to lend you a hand.”
“It doesn’t taste the same! Soy milk is filled with Estrogen, Lactaid is a weird ass name I don’t trust, and hemp milk taste like grass and not the good kind.” Myles laughed and continued to pet the rdog on the head. “You could fall in love with a person in 4 minutes. I’m pretty sure your dogs loves me by now. Right snow?” He said, feeling the dog lick his face.
“Gee, do you literally have an answer for everything? I’ve never met someone who is so educated on all kinds of substitute milk. But, I suppose there’s a first time for everything.” Beau noted with a small chuckle. “You think so? That has to be some kind of crazy record, to fall in love with someone so darn quickly. Dogs are very affectionate creatures. I’m sure Snow would love just about anyone who treated them nicely.”
