life and other odd things

Too old to still be here

[bi-villain]

[so-doggone-funny]

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[puyopuyo]

you KNOW we scavenging the sea floor for nutrients

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

[joeshmo]

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes

[okaydaria]

[winter-hoof]

That is a potty mouthed cat 

[klumtv]

[slightmood]

i love marina and the diamonds

[squidwurd]

she’s so cute

[twitterlols]

[bonethugsnharmony]

[3301993]

hooooooooomygod

[blu-iv]

It’s bad!

[teamrocketing]

Woke queens

[saltygrapejuice]

These straight up The White Chicks from the movie

[estrogenpatchnotes]

This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO

[thesixthstar]

i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: anything is a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying stuff

[shitpostgenerator]

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

[angry-eevee]

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[left-reminders]

[margaritaville-remade]

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

[breakfastburritoe]

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

[vanity-without-sanity]

You spelled real wrong.

[breakfastburritoe]

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

[kingofthehillcaps]

[steelviki]

[meltingregular]

Me

[lesbiantaurus-deactivated202508]

[helltitty]