Look, Ma, I changed my title!

28 years - I'm just here for the funny stuff. I queue 50% of my posts so no one notices I'm comatose 90% of the day. 3D modeler and recreational hypnotist

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[brucefromfamilyguy]

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[thatsbelievable]

[thememedaddy]

[hexeosis]

[zombimanos]

[thatsbelievable]

[impaled]

[birdhug]

you know when little kids are told to smile for the camera and they do the biggest grin bc they aren’t self conscious about their teeth yet they just give it their all.. that’s wat this looks like

[couchtaro]

Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

[cerealsnail]

this one?

[couchtaro]

THANK YOUUUUUU

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[tempestrune]

this post is broken now cause op changed their name but i need you guys to know its one of my top 3 of all time

[spiribia]

why does sequential art require you to make multiple images? does anybody understand this?

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[tomb-mold]

FOMO = fear of making out

[bunniope]

i need exposure therapy.

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[thatsbelievable]

[weirdlandtv]

Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[gremlininho]

looking. at you