ace ventura fan blog

its me your mom

[becausewhynoteathumans]

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

[becausewhynoteathumans]

bruh it’s been like eight fucking years can people chill and stop fucking reblogging this

[on-misty-mountains]

Sun setting over Kinnoull Hill Woodland Park, Perthshire

[understands]

[kargadanbirkadin-deactivated201]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i can’t explain what i feel when i’m with you but i am certain it’s one of the best feelings i know

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

cows are so wild like here I am walking through a field surrounded by 30, 1200 pound animals who are Fully Convinced I am capable of killing them with my bare hands so they are dutifully cautious of me

but then sometimes they suddenly think “hey wait…maybe WE could kill HER” and they start getting uppity so I have to pick up a stick and walk toward them as if I could do anything about it and they think

“oh hm wait….she has a branch now……… … We wouldn’t stand a chance……”

[talkgentlytome]

[mishacolins]

The Hobbit + autumn colors

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

you know whats a scam? carpets.

[elsaspants]

you want soft ground? go to a peat bog.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

you get it!!!

[slimetony]

Racism

[historical-gays]

No thank you?

[slimetony]

You passed the test

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

You either hate Nazis or you’re on their side it’s easy as that you can’t be morally grey on this

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

You can’t even say something like “I’m not into politics” or even the #woke version “I’m not educated enough on this matter to have a side” or something because even children know Nazis Are, like, Bad

[whitepeopletwitter]

She’s not wrong though

[jddominick]

I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing

[taken-for-pomegranted]

[lameblr]

millennials have no brand loyalty because they’re poor not bc they’re disloyal

[lameblr]

survey: what brand of toilet paper do you buy and why?

me: whatever’s on sale my ass ain’t picky

[diet-soda]

bless Scottish twitter

[quinepeather]

ya fuckin space slice

[witchgays]

Why do you hate straight people

heres my paypal

i’ll answer your question when i recieve payment :) thank you so much!