[puppyboydavidbyrne]

[macrolit]

Give yourself a point for every city you’ve been to. 

[secondbeatsongs]

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

[angelicguy]

pre covid you could make a room of freshmen laugh with a video of griffin mcelroy sayin todd howard repeatedly. now you gotta kill someone. You have to kill someone.

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[kalichnikov]

[997]

[15055034455]

actually the best scene in better call saul is the bingo mental breakdown because I did the math and the probability of jimmy drawing six B’s in a row is less than .00007 which makes it almost canonically explicit that he is being  taunted by the machinations of fate

[eros-moonknight]

Cozy is a very funny girl because sometimes you'll look over and see her sitting like this

And then other times she'll be sitting like this

[puniper]

[dailyskeletonreminders]

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

[squeakitties]

my bf picked up a the habit of shouting "GET SCARED" from another friend of ours as either a punchline or interjection. it's really funny most of the time, until that time i was so baked i couldn't speak and he told me to GET SCARED and i started screaming

[watermelonmountaindew]

i need to know every language immediately

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

[jessekingman-deactivated2020092]

Beer and a blunt to end the day

[acidgirl]

austin powers receiving cbt: smashing baby

[acidgirl]

austin powers about cognitive behavioral therapy: oh behave

[blennie]

bugs are so important to this world I will never diminish the worth of a bug but the truthis they scare me and I don’t want them in my home please