💫 @watermelonmountaindew - Tumblr Blog

when people ask me what being on omgcp tumblr in december 2020 felt like and i stare off into the distance and say not everything feels like something else

#the magic of having a terrible time irl and the absolute best time online

nonasbirthday

it's always "why did you make a cow wall" and "you killed 10 billion people" and never How was the apotheosis The apotheosis looked fun was it fun

#the locked tomb

ohwhatagloomyshow

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 18 hours 59 minutes

#omgcp renaissance of course <3

spin-the-wheel-polls

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Voting ended onJul 18

#bard!#my singing voice is not good but i would have fun

righthandarm-man

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 2 hours 43 minutes

#i’ve kissed many people drunk no glasses at the club #i don’t think i’d know the face of everyone i’ve kissed let alone their name lol

takofukkatsumi

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

#reading where the red fern grows when i was 7 #first time a book had emotionally devastated me

watermelonmountaindew

ok i’ll bite who’s percy jackson?

antiquery

#perseus.tufts.edu jackson you were named after the most useful website i ever knew (x)

#always amusing to me when this post randomly starts getting notes again #because i read the book during the MOST depressed time in my life #so literally all i remember is that there was a plot relevant pen and the kids get on a bus to LA (?) at some point

taelusive555

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

#tbh would love to be a duck named watermelon mountain dew

miriel-therindes

its me boy im the seventh cool textile hobby you wanna pick up speaking to you inside your brain listen to me boy you DO have time for me you wanna do me so bad

#me finding an old crochet hook in the sewing supplies i got from my grandma #and deciding i absolutely had to crochet a queen size blanket for my bed

omgcheckplease

omg. Just finished penciling the first chapter of Check, Please! Year 5 🥹

#let’s gooooooooooo #omgcp

wetorturedsomefolks

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

#i would be soooo good at this #let me go to fiji and wear bikinis and club dresses and scheme

love the 3 or so times a year when interpreting blood test results somehow becomes part of my job despite me being completely unqualified to do so

#jobs will always have you doing one task that is completely unrelated to your skills or experience #like at my last job when they had me (graphic designer) also doing accounting

charl0ttan

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

#a mojito or literally anything that is a lurid shade of blue