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becominglaraenglish

Hi howdy and hello! My name is jake english.

For now. I would very much like to become *not jake english* in the near future.

Now you may say jake (or lara?) arent you already lara if that is who you are? To which i would say… sort of?

I dont think i am quite there yet. Im still finding her! Or them? It? See i dont even rightly know that yet.

Lets all find out what it means to be lara together shall we?

Im a bit nervous about tagging people... but inspired by the original amiyet and becoming blogs

@amijohndaveyet @becomingjadedavekat

Not really *unbecoming* jake per se but the unbecoming blogs inspired me too!

@unbecomingkarkat @unbecomingjohnegbert

And um... I think thats it!

becominglaraenglish

Oh shoot. I knew i was forgetting something.

Here is a picture of me!

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OOC: image/icon and banner credit @elijah-terry

#jake english #homestuck #ooc the person running this blog is an adult but don't be weird ect ect #ooc i may be slow to respond because since i am an exhausted college student oops

Day 19

Still jake.

Im starting to think maybe this clown thing is just about as good as other clown things ive encountered.

I want to think that he couldnt be doing anything sinister but... I honestly dont know.

Ill keep looking tomorrow.

#update #amiyetblr #rp blog #amihomestuckyet

amipipefan413yet

Hey Pipe. This is jake. Im johns ectobiological dad or something? I havent gotten the chance to talk to him much if i am being honest but i am really worried about him. You are taking care of his little amphibian friend correct? Do you need any help? Or should i go look for dirk? We arent on the best terms right now but he might be able to help find john and dsyet.

@becominglaraenglish

Hi, Jake. You don't sound so sure there... but I'm worried about John too. v_v

I'm taking care of his daughter Casey, yes. With the storm like it is I don't think adding a new person into the mix would help but...

maybe you could look for dirk? Since you know him? He's with Dave and Davespriteyet but...

well.

it doesn't look like things are going well.

becominglaraenglish

Its just that i feel terrible that i missed all of this. And ectobiology is confusing. Ill start looking for him. He seems... different. I cant really tell what is happening.

Did something happen to davespriteyet?

#response #Is dirk being a dick again?#rp blog #amiyetblr #amihomestuckyet #amipipefan413yet

unbecomingjohnegbert

John? John are you okay out there? I know a lot has happened. Do you need help looking for someone?

becominglaraenglish

(. . .)

(. . .there was no answer.)

becominglaraenglish

Shit... Please stay safe john.

#response #unbecomingjohnegbert #amiyetblr #amihomestuckyet #rp blog

What the fuck? I mean.... what happened?

Well i guess journeys can take us to unexpected places. So maybe this is a good thing.

It looks kind of good on him.

What else have i missed?

#Maybe being a clown will be good for him #What else has happened?#Oh #Oh no #ooc: and now I have to make more stuff for the other things that have happened #amiyetblr #amihomestuckyet #unbecomingdirkstrider #homestuck panel edit #homestuck rp #and also a snake is there

becominglaraenglish

How did you even figure this out?

Figure what out? That i am not some macho manly man? I think it just... has been something that has been slowly building. I always thought i wanted to be indiana. Then one day i was rewatching and realized... he kind of sucks. Being a *MAN* kind of sucks. It doesnt feel like... me? Then i noticed... its marion that i want to be like. I still dont quite know what that means for me but its a start!

becominglaraenglish

I would like to add and clarify that im not completely not a man. I think. Maybe sometimes partially a man? Perhaps sometimes just a very specific kind of man?

I am still figuring things out and it is only a distinct type of manhood that chafes me so aggressively. Being *that kind* of man sucks. For me. I think.

Am i also a woman? Mostly a woman? Both? Neither? Who knows! Certainly not me.

As an old friend once said to me "its not a fuck if you know the fuck". By which he meant "its not a journey if you know the answer". Or something.

I havent spoke to him in quite some time... I should check in on him. I hear he is on here.

#correspondence #addendum #I should have tagged him in my first post #amiyetblr #amihomestuckyet #homestuck rp

Hardly conscious right now, but.. Welcome in. And don't worry about the "hardly conscious" thing. It's just 3 AM.. wherever I am. - @am-i-roselalonde-yet

~ TT

Apologies for the late response but thank you for the welcome! I still need to settle in from my long absence but im happy to be back.

#correspondence #am-i-roselalonde-yet #amihomestuckyet #amiyetblr

wowwforever

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

boogerwookiesugarcookie

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

explorerrowan

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

orcboxer

#reblogs #text post #fast and furious

wtf-scientific-papers

[Fig. 1. Reproduction of the woodcut of the Caracara from Marcgrave (1648).]

[It is a virtual caricature of a bird of prey.]

Banks & Dove (1992)

#inspo #feathered friend #:)#fauna

A bird?

Absolutely! Inspiration can come from anywhere. Our marvelous feathered friends from nature are often inspiration for all sorts of things! Why not for who we want to become?

#correspondence #amihomestuckyet #amiyetblr

How did you even figure this out?

Figure what out? That i am not some macho manly man? I think it just... has been something that has been slowly building. I always thought i wanted to be indiana. Then one day i was rewatching and realized... he kind of sucks. Being a *MAN* kind of sucks. It doesnt feel like... me? Then i noticed... its marion that i want to be like. I still dont quite know what that means for me but its a start!