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"Cleanup on aisle 5."

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Postal 1 dude rp blog. He/him, but I really can't tell these days. Literally say anything, I like you guys. You’re funny. I have no guidelines as of now, just be silly and fun. Just a heads up, I might be just a bit flirtatious, but it's all jokes. I'm not on the menu right now anyway [ladies, ladies, one at a time... heh...] Have fun, and stay bonkers :)

{ooc: Any other Dudes, feel free to interact too if you want :)}

(⚠️🚧This user is schizophrenic, heads up, guys!🚧⚠️)

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Taking a quick break because my uncle sent my mom the mutilated corpse of a woman we’ve never met.

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favorite buge? 🐛

Violin beetle.

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Damn it took me a REALLY long time to be not scared to message this account, anyways one ask I might have more later.

Whats your FAVORITE plant? Mines the Spider Lily.

Cool don't uhh feed me to the world or anything. - Vriska Serket

This is a hard question because plants are cool and they are all nice to me… but I think snapdragons are a pretty cool one

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I want you on top of me

Actively choking you as I do so, preferably?

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Would you mind if I kept you in my basement? I would give you homecooked meals during your indefinite stay, but you'd have to wear a collar and stay on your hands and knees.

I’d mind, but I wouldn’t try to leave. I’ll just bitch about it until you find a way to shut me up

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"three inches and barely works" that ain't no problem for a real cock lover like me. im the champion of soft cock sucking !!

#poggers

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*removes your bones*

They’ve ragdolled my physics!

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Do I get a high 5 or a beating today

Bludgeoning you to death

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sigh my petition against guns violence

Ok! pulls out my gun and shoots the clipboard and also blows your head off

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can i grind against your hand until i finishand then you make me lick your hand clean and if i dont you smear it across my face. Ccan. Can th hat happenb hhhahsha Hhmmngh plleasee Sorry. Sorrh -💉

Are you actively being euthanized

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what if I kicked you in the balls

I’d probably fall over and make a shitty quip

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Eheheh... *Dies*