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[rpmusings-galore]

                                                     I did what I  had  to                                                      I did what I  had  to                                                      I did what I  had  to                                                      I did what I  had  to

[mintymusings]

“  can a man still be  brave  if he’s  afraid  ???  “

                                                        “  that is the  only time  a man can be brave.  “

[vaememes]

✧ ( SHAMELESS SENTENCE STARTERS.

warning: triggers apply. adult language, sexual themes, violence, offensive subjects, offensive behaviors. please read & reblog with caution.

❛ And what exactly does “hooked up” mean? ❜ ❛ It’s like a car wreck… you can’t not watch. ❜ ❛ What’s that smell? It’s either vomit or fancy cheese. ❜ ❛ There is no God. We’re all gonna die. ❜ ❛ The hell? You’re supposed to negotiate! ❜ ❛ If you’re looking for money, I don’t have any yet.  ❜ ❛ How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye? ❜ ❛ Are you up-to-date on your rabies shots? ❜ ❛ I don’t like that you’re getting hurt on purpose to make money. ❜ ❛ You’re kidding me? You’re actually serious about this shit? ❜ ❛ You’re kinda growing on me. ❜ ❛ Wanna see how fast I can unhook your bra? ❜ ❛ You make my life a living hell and I want you out of here now. ❜ ❛ Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them? ❜ ❛ You’re nothing but a warm mouth to me. ❜ ❛ I think I’m depressed. I’ve been feeling kind of funky lately. ❜ ❛ I never said it was yours. You just wanted it to be. ❜ ❛ Wouldn’t be the first time somebody’s disappointed me. ❜ ❛ I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just… genetic. ❜ ❛ Fuck you is what you were invited to. ❜ ❛ I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of pussy you’d be in juvie. ❜ ❛ I want normal people problems. Like, am I getting enough fiber? ❜ ❛ Hey, I think I just insulted myself. ❜ ❛ Hey! What the fuck man! He’s/she’s dead! ❜ ❛ Oh, could you be a little more vague? ❜ ❛ You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes? ❜ ❛ How the fuck do you not have a gun? ❜ ❛ Sure you’re ready to pop your armed robbery cherry? ❜ ❛ You should have seen your face. ❜ ❛ You don’t know who you messed with, bitch. ❜ ❛ You fuck with the bull, you get an ass full of horns! ❜ ❛ I’m not used to having people yell at me all day long. ❜ ❛ I have this friend. I think you two might really hit it off. ❜ ❛ I’ve seen you put out after the first drink. ❜ ❛ You know, I’d hug you but neither of us would like that. ❜ ❛ I don’t get why just don’t use her/his face for target practice. ❜ ❛ I want a fucking lawyer motherfucker! ❜ ❛ You’re covering your own ass and you know it. ❜ ❛ You know I used a condom. ❜ ❛ Do you know where I can buy a gun? ❜ ❛ You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch! ❜ ❛ I’m starting to get fucking homicidal. ❜ ❛ I will make this kitchen my bitch. ❜ ❛ They’re having a party for kids across the street. No booze. ❜ ❛ A shrink at school says I’m one of God’s mistakes. ❜ ❛ I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you! ❜ ❛ Did the two of us finish an entire gallon of box wine the other night? ❜ ❛ I can’t handle anything up my ass without alcohol! ❜ ❛ I’d be crying right now if I wasn’t so high. ❜ ❛ I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad! ❜ ❛ I would never do half the shit that you’ve done to us. Why are you even here? ❜ ❛ Even the homeless get better stuff than us. ❜ ❛ I am just as likely as anyone of this family to make something of myself. ❜ ❛ You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day.  ❜ ❛ You have no money yet you’re going into a grocery store. Interesting. ❜ ❛ Let’s go get drunk and buy a gun. ❜ ❛ It’s a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn’t it? ❜ ❛ If this is a relationship you wanna save, then you gotta fucking save it. ❜ ❛ Off to deal drugs on a Saturday morning? ❜ ❛ I’m probably biased, you deserve better than him. ❜ ❛ If you don’t get out right now, I will shoot you. ❜ ❛ Still don’t want your family to know? ❜ ❛ Did I mention that I’m falling in love with you? ❜ ❛ You can’t feel a persons headache by touching his head. ❜ ❛ Are you robbing me with my own fucking gun? ❜ ❛ How can you tell when you’re in love with someone? ❜ ❛ Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? ❜ ❛ I’m done living the way other people want me to live. ❜ ❛ I think I was trying to prove something, not to you but to myself.  ❜ ❛ If it wasn’t sex then what was the problem? ❜ ❛ What do you want me to say? That I’m self-destructive? ❜ ❛ Random destruction makes you think of me? ❜ ❛ I haven’t abused marijuana like the rest of you, so yes I remember. ❜ ❛ Your turf? What is this West Side Story? ❜ ❛ All I’m gonna be thinking about while you choke me out is how much I love you. ❜ ❛ If I don’t invest in myself, no one else will. ❜ ❛ It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there. ❜ ❛ I don’t wanna be me anymore. ❜ ❛ Why would anyone go to the zoo sober? ❜ ❛ I’ve had so many abortions the next one is free. ❜ ❛ I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. ❜ ❛ How do you do that? The nice thing? ❜ ❛ I’m sick of living in your shadow. ❜ ❛ I never thought I’d say this but you were right. ❜ ❛ Where can I get knives and blunts? ❜ ❛ I can’t share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! ❜ ❛ I’m sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste just in case. ❜ ❛ I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. ❜ ❛ I’ve never seen you put on deodorant before. ❜ ❛ I haven’t had a drink for two days…well granted I was unconscious. ❜ ❛ I’ll be in the bushes across the street stalking you. ❜ ❛ Is there anything more enjoyable on earth than humiliating your peers? ❜ ❛ I need to buy a gun. For protection. In case there’s a shooting here. I’m scared. ❜ ❛ It’s my job to tell you when you’re making a huge mistake. ❜ ❛ Have you ever woken up naked in the street with no idea how you got there? ❜ ❛ You’re either boning or you’re waiting to bone. ❜ ❛ Doctors are thieves, they just have degrees to keep them out of jail. ❜ ❛ You want me to be realistic? Okay, I’ll be realistic. ❜ ❛ I confided in you and you told everyone. ❜ ❛ I have no idea what that means but I’m enjoying trying to picture it. ❜ ❛ I never made any fucking promises to you! ❜

[bedevilmentofkirkwall-blog]

Me in the Blair Witch Project: *Trips over one of those spooky stick bundles* Who left their fuckign pinterest crafts here

[darkknightsuggestion]

“right” and “wrong” are subjective.

[roboticbat]

ok hear me out

playing a healer is not actually bottoming for gamers, it’s definitely topping or at the very least power bottoming. You decide who lives and dies

playing tank on the other hand, that’s bottoming. you take hits for everyone else and beg healers for heals

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

ooooh daddy i’m squishy for healies

[angered-tanks]

you are excommunicated from the brotherhood of tanks

[neverparted]

grltragedy:

guiltlxss:

                                                              do i blame myself ?                                                                           a b s o l u t e l y .                                                                             is it my fault ?                                                                                       n  o.                                                                   do i know it’s not my fault ?                                                                            s o m e t i m e s .                                                                will i continue to blame myself ?                                                                 A L W A Y S.

[steniater]

[p-joart]

“YOU WILL NOT HAVE HIM” Re-edit of this old drawing made for some Fenders week prompt. It was bugging me that I never gave it a background so I finally gave it a shot. It’s not perfect, but still better than before, right? Impressions?

[the-wolf-unfettered-blog]

"You called for backup?" -bedevilmentofkirkwall

@bedevilmentofkirkwall

“Not as if I had much choice. At least I have the common sense to know when I’m in over my head.”

[bedevilmentofkirkwall-blog]

A deep chuckle sounded from the mage as he leaned upon his staf and wiped the mix of sweat and blood from his cheek. “You make it sound as if I ever was smart,” he replied with a devilish smirk. “I can always pretend I didn’t just save you an wander off in,” he paused to point in some random manner, “that way, if you prefer.”

[the-wolf-unfettered-blog]

“You have had your moments. Rarely, but it does happen on occasion.” He sighed, shaking his head. “That does not mean I’m asking you to leave, though.” He would be lying if he said he didn’t actually enjoy Hawke’s company from time to time.

“I.. will admit I am grateful to you for this..”

[bedevilmentofkirkwall-blog]

ϟ; The grin only widened as he heard the closest to a ‘thank you’ he’d get from the elf. The burly man adjusted his center of gravity to swing himself forward into a lazy gait until he stood a foot or two away from Fenris.

“You know, it wouldn’t kill you to smile on occasion,” he idly joked as he took the warrior’s form in. “…it’s been a while, hasn’t it?”

[the-wolf-unfettered-blog]

“Do not tempt me to take back that gratitude, Hawke.” He sighed, his gaze briefly wandering over the form of the mage before him, before he shook his head, turning his attention elsewhere. “It has been a while for a lot of things. Think about putting my smiling at the bottom of a very long list. It’s hardly a priority.”

[bedevilmentofkirkwall-blog]

"Ah, but if you don't smile once in a while then what's the point of surviving? You still gotta learn to enjoy some bit of life before it passes you by," came Hawke's smooth reply. After the words left his chapped lips his expression softened a bit.

"You... HAVE been taking care of yourself, right?"

[galleryofmemesnplots]

Word Prompts // Blood

“Filthy as he was, covered in blood and dirt, he was the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen.”

“Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?“

“Hot, red blood. You’ll catch that blood in your hands, your own blood and the blood of others.”

“Dance, when you’re broken open. Dance, if you’ve torn the bandage off. Dance in the middle of the fighting. Dance in your blood. Dance when you’re perfectly free.”

“ Passion flows through her like a river of blood.”

“I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth.”

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.”

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

“You’re a half-blood, too?”   

“I can’t untie myself from you, - not my heart or my blood or my mind or any other part of me.”

“You may tell a tale that takes up residence in someone’s soul, becomes their blood and self and purpose. That tale will move them and drive them and who knows that they might do because of it, because of your words. That is your role, your gift.”

“Adventures can get in a person’s blood even if he doesn’t remember having them. ”

“No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.”

"Were you thinking about blood?”

“I have been and still am a seeker, but I have ceased to question stars and books; I have begun to listen to the teaching my blood whispers to me.”

“You must remember, family is often born of blood, but it doesn’t depend on blood.”

“Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.”

“I keep thinking about blood, I dream about it. Wake up thinking about it.”

“You drank his blood, didn’t you?”

“Ye are Blood of my Blood, and Bone of my Bone, I give ye my Body, that we Two might be One. I give ye my Spirit, ‘til our Life shall be Done.”

“The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.” 

“And if you consume my brain with fire, I’ll feel you burn in every drop of my blood.”

“In this part of the story I am the one who dies, the only one, and I will die of love because I love you, because I love you, Love, in fire and in blood.”

"But you’ve slipped under my skin, invaded my blood and seized my heart.”

“Do you know the feeling, when your heart is so hurt, that you could feel the blood dripping?”

“Blood, killing, war, those are all non-peaceful things.”

“He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his hip, thinking, No!”

“If you want to know why, it’s because you smell like blood.”

“We were trying to prove our blood wrong.”

“Just the Lord of the Dead and a few of his blood-thirstiest minions.”

“I know what blood poisoning is, even if my mother isn’t a healer.”

“When you love someone, they become a part of who you are. They’re in everything you do. They’re in the air you breathe and the water you drink and the blood in your veins.”

“ You’re stuck in my brain like my own blood vessels.”

“Lies written in ink cannot disguise facts written in blood.”

“Fresh is better. But you’ve never drunk fresh blood. Have you?”

“I’m thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood.”

“If a train crashes, people will line up to give blood.”

“You are the blood in my veins, and the beating of my heart. You are my first waking thought, and my last sigh before sleeping. You are - you are bone of my bone, and breath of my breath.”

“Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we’re opened, we’re red.”

“You were the missing piece of my soul, the breath in my lungs, and the blood in my veins.”

“The religion of blood and war is face to face with that of peace.”

“Sorry about the blood in your mouth. I wish it was mine.”

“You are in my blood. I can’t help it. We can’t be anywhere except together”

“I had a dream two nights ago. I saw a city all of blood, with towers made of bone, and blood ran in the streets like water.”

We don’t share blood, but we share the air that keeps us alive.”

“Four will Become Two, Lion and Tiger will Meet in Battle, and Blood will Rule the Forest.”

“ Show the world what YOU can do. This is YOUR book. YOUR blood and guts. AND, don’t you EVER, EVER, write one single line for SOMEONE ELSE.”

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

“Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust; Like diamonds we are cut with our own dust”

“But hey, at least we’ll have this strange story to tell, love and death and blood and daddy-issues. And holy crap, I’m a psychiatrist’s wet dream.”

“I’ve tried to break myself of her over and over, but it’s pointless. I’ve got more of her in my veins than blood.”

“Witches didn’t need blood to survive, but humans didn’t need wine, either.”

“She was fire, she was darkness, she was dust and blood and shadow.”

“Blood may be thicker than water, but it’s certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”

“Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube?”

“Family isn’t blood. It’s the people who love you. The people who have your back.”

“You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she needs you…”

“It’s our nature. We destroy. It’s the constant of our kind. No matter the color of blood, man will always fall.”

“The thought of you with any of my companions makes my blood run cold.”

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”

[michichans]

non-lip kisses are my absolute favorite. absentmindedly kissing the back of someone’s palm as you hold hands. chaste forehead kisses and brushes against their cheek. silly boops on the nose. kissing fluttering eyelashes. neck kisses that barely touch skin but are no less passionate. kisses on collar bones or exposed tummies. sloppy kisses at the corners of someone’s mouth. kissing each and every fingertip with a delicate touch.

[the-wolf-unfettered-blog]

"You called for backup?" -bedevilmentofkirkwall

@bedevilmentofkirkwall

“Not as if I had much choice. At least I have the common sense to know when I’m in over my head.”

[bedevilmentofkirkwall-blog]

A deep chuckle sounded from the mage as he leaned upon his staf and wiped the mix of sweat and blood from his cheek. “You make it sound as if I ever was smart,” he replied with a devilish smirk. “I can always pretend I didn’t just save you an wander off in,” he paused to point in some random manner, “that way, if you prefer.”

[the-wolf-unfettered-blog]

“You have had your moments. Rarely, but it does happen on occasion.” He sighed, shaking his head. “That does not mean I’m asking you to leave, though.” He would be lying if he said he didn’t actually enjoy Hawke’s company from time to time.

“I.. will admit I am grateful to you for this..”

[bedevilmentofkirkwall-blog]

ϟ; The grin only widened as he heard the closest to a ‘thank you’ he’d get from the elf. The burly man adjusted his center of gravity to swing himself forward into a lazy gait until he stood a foot or two away from Fenris.

“You know, it wouldn’t kill you to smile on occasion,” he idly joked as he took the warrior’s form in. “...it’s been a while, hasn’t it?”

[the-wolf-unfettered-blog]

"You called for backup?" -bedevilmentofkirkwall

@bedevilmentofkirkwall

“Not as if I had much choice. At least I have the common sense to know when I’m in over my head.”

[bedevilmentofkirkwall-blog]

A deep chuckle sounded from the mage as he leaned upon his staf and wiped the mix of sweat and blood from his cheek. “You make it sound as if I ever was smart,” he replied with a devilish smirk. “I can always pretend I didn’t just save you an wander off in,” he paused to point in some random manner, “that way, if you prefer.”

[bedevilmentofkirkwall-blog]

Still not dead, been trying to get time to write the one reply I owe. Laptop maybe crashed out on me, we'll see. Hope not.

[bedevilmentofkirkwall-blog]

Still not dead! But barely. I wanna start getting g the wheels turning on this blog, Hawke is a rather needy muse when I comes to attention. I have a day off tomorrow after my insanity today and I owe one person.