Alluring, Sensual; With a Lo+aded Pisto+l in Each Garter

Yo+u'd best be careful if yo+u step thro+ugh my do+o+r. (Porrim Maryam for Carminegalleon's Piratestuck timeline) {Please read the Rules before interacting}

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

I apo+lo+gize fo+r my silence.  Things have been busy.

[spectralsuggestions]

we are all our own infinity

[jadebloodgoth-blog]

@bedknobs-and-barstools

[bunniesmemes-deactivated2020063]

Send 🤐 for a gif of something my muse secretly wants to do with yours.

Send “Zip It!” if you can’t send the symbol!

[jadebloodgoth-blog]

🤐 (bedknobs-and-barstools)

@bedknobs-and-barstools

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

✂️

Well…I think I’d have to go with either my mothers dagger or my pistols.

[cullerofcute]

)(ow s)(oal?

And w)(at’s it eel pike wit)(out )(orns?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

I miss my fangs. 

And not having horns is…a little odd? My head feels lighter.

[cullerofcute]

Wait. No fangs, at all?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

Nope. Just the weirdly blunt things humans call teeth.

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

✂️

Well…I think I’d have to go with either my mothers dagger or my pistols.

[cullerofcute]

)(ow s)(oal?

And w)(at’s it eel pike wit)(out )(orns?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

I miss my fangs. 

And not having horns is...a little odd? My head feels lighter.

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

✂️

Well…I think I’d have to go with either my mothers dagger or my pistols.

[cullerofcute]

… W)(y’s your quirk all weird?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

One of the graymasks decided to make me human for three days.

[cullerofcute]

…. )(u)(….

S)(oal… W)(at’s it pike, s)(oal far?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

Well…It’s odd.

I’m only 5′6″, and I don’t have any fangs at all. Even though I’m warmer to the touch I feel colder. Even bundled up!

I’m not… oh what do humans call rainbow drinkers? A vampire?

I’m just an ordinary human.

[cullerofcute]

38Oc

Can I sea w)(at you look pike, now?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

Give me a moment, I’ll try and get a picture.

>selfie.jpg 

[cullerofcute]

38O

You’re s)(oal pretty!

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

Thank you!

I’m... still trying to get used to this. It feels very odd.

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

✂️

Well…I think I’d have to go with either my mothers dagger or my pistols.

[cullerofcute]

… W)(y’s your quirk all weird?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

One of the graymasks decided to make me human for three days.

[cullerofcute]

…. )(u)(….

S)(oal… W)(at’s it pike, s)(oal far?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

Well…It’s odd.

I’m only 5′6″, and I don’t have any fangs at all. Even though I’m warmer to the touch I feel colder. Even bundled up!

I’m not… oh what do humans call rainbow drinkers? A vampire?

I’m just an ordinary human.

[cullerofcute]

38Oc

Can I sea w)(at you look pike, now?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

Give me a moment, I’ll try and get a picture.

>selfie.jpg 

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

✂️

Well…I think I’d have to go with either my mothers dagger or my pistols.

[cullerofcute]

… W)(y’s your quirk all weird?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

One of the graymasks decided to make me human for three days.

[cullerofcute]

…. )(u)(….

S)(oal… W)(at’s it pike, s)(oal far?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

Well…It’s odd.

I’m only 5′6″, and I don’t have any fangs at all. Even though I’m warmer to the touch I feel colder. Even bundled up!

I’m not… oh what do humans call rainbow drinkers? A vampire?

I’m just an ordinary human.

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

✂️

Well…I think I’d have to go with either my mothers dagger or my pistols.

[cullerofcute]

… W)(y’s your quirk all weird?

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

One of the graymasks decided to make me human for three days.

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

✂️

Well...I think I’d have to go with either my mothers dagger or my pistols.

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

M!A: Humanstuck! You are a human for three days! Just a normal human who must eat and sleep and do all the human stuff!

What the??

>You feel the changes overtake you and you black out

[horrificmemes]

Horrific Headcanons

Send a symbol for a headcanon about my muse. All horror/angst/scifi related.

✘ Have they ever committed a murder? ▼ What is their greatest fear? ✿ Would they ever trust dark or wicked magic? △ Name one thing from their past that they regret. ✂ If they had to choose one weapon to carry forever, what would it be? ☣ Would they kill someone close to them if they had to? ☢ Would they survive an apocalyptic situation? ❣ If someone had the power to bring them back after death, would they want them to? ☠ Do they fear death? ♱ What do they think awaits them after death? ¿ Are they easily frightened? ╳ How would they react to seeing a loved one become possessed? ☹ Name one person they would kill for. ☼ If they had the choice to be immortal with one other person, who would they choose? ☎ How would they react to receiving a phone call from a deceased love one? ★ Do they have a favorite scary movie? Book? Show? ♣ Do they believe the world is made up of good and evil? ♥ Have they ever acting out of heartlessness? ☾ What is their favorite and least favorite thing about the night? ψ Do they think they deserve punishment for their wrongdoings? ϟ Have they ever gotten pleasure from causing others pain? ♚ Do they consider themselves to be evil? ♒ If they could choose how to die, how would they want to go? ™ Are they possessive? ✔ Are they holding a grudge against anyone? ◯ Do they believe in ghosts? ✦ Who is their favorite villain? ☄ While watching a scary movie, are they the one clinging to a friend or being clung to? 웃 Do they believe in aliens?

[wishtoconfess]

Do it.

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

[eternalpyrokinetic]

α…I just hope this week passes quickly…Ω

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

Me to+o+

[indulgentarcher]

D ==> If ye dont watch me closely I describe our blood colors like flavors I need constant adult supervision

[centuriontestament]

D –> Dilwyn no

[indulgentarcher]

D ==> Dilwyn yes

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

Dilwyn can we co+mpare no+tes?

[indulgentarcher]

D ==> I take no critisum on my art sorry

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

No+t to+ criticize, my deal o+ld man! Merely to+ see if we have the same tastes 5;)

[indulgentarcher]

D ==> If ye dont watch me closely I describe our blood colors like flavors I need constant adult supervision

[centuriontestament]

D –> Dilwyn no

[indulgentarcher]

D ==> Dilwyn yes

[bedknobs-and-barstools]

Dilwyn can we co+mpare no+tes?