Sweetheart on the streets, senpai in the sheets.

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wasnt this a halloween magic anon??

{Was.}

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Hello there, boo-tiful!

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Cy: Mr. Bedtime, I noticed you were feeling very upset about being, ah, incorporeal. I thought I'd come by and say hello.

{Don’t you think talking to dead people might make you look a liiiiiiittle bit like you’re a few fries short of a Happy Meal?}

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Today's yer birthmas right? 8)?!

{Was…}

{I mean, it’s April now and also I’m kind of dead.}

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well now you're not lonely on valentines day. kiss your plant husband

{Which one, though?}

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no, i want to do it! you're probably lonely

{N–}

{I’m not THAT lonely…}

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i dont mind being yours forever! (makes cheese toasties out of your cheese stash)

{I’m sure you’ve got your own thing going on, I won’t bind you to the cottage or anything. Besides, I’m in a committed relationship with my plant husbandry. Oh, and I’ll pay you in cheese toasties.}

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im your housesitter until you live again hi nice to meet you my names esper

{With the rate this fiasco is going, you’ll be my permanent house-sitt–}

{Wait, I ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE, DANGIT! Just… do what you want, but don’t mess with any of my plants. Those’re mine to care for only.}

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I can take care of your plants if you want! That is sort of my thing after all..

{Ehhmm...}

{I’m very particular about how my plants are cared for, especially Ol’ Blu. She’s very special to me, and I’d rather keep a watchful eye out on my own. Even if I gotta jump through hoops to keep them all in tip-top shape while I’m, y’know... dead?}

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I reckon you should come work for me, to SCARE AWAY THE COMPETITION

{Have you ever heard of Casper the Friendly Ghost? ‘Cause I’m practically his long lost relative.}

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If you're a ghost that makes you my friend from the other side I reckon. So HOWDY FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIDE!!!

{I bet Adele’s got you on speed-dial as a back-up singer.}

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Here lies Bedtime Onceler. He died as he lived: in his pajamas.

{Hey now, I got dressed on a fairly regular basis!}

{When will my reflection show who I am inside…?}

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hey... you still ghostin around?

{Yeah, ‘course. It’s not like I can, y’know, come back to life or anything.}

{It makes me worried for my plants. It’s been difficult taking care of them lately.}

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Merry Christmas to my wonderful friend. I hope Santa brings you all the gifts and goodies you have been wanting.

{Santa doesn’t bring gifts to dead people.}

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Are you going to kiss anyone under the misletoe?

{Okay, first of all, it’s January 18th… almost a month after Christmas… I missed Christmas this year, okay? I spent it mopin’ around.}

{Second, d’you even know how ghosts work? Even if someone wanted to kiss me, which is pretty unlikely at this point, it’d be like kissing a fog cloud. They’d go right through me.}

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Are being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?

[It’s way past Halloween, y’know. It ain’t like I’m gonna spring back t’ life. Obviously.]

[And I ain’t your “boo”. I ain’t no one’s “boo”. Hardly anyone’s here t’ stick around and claim me anyhow... not that I can blame ‘em. I don’t expect anyone t’ want t’ hang around a ghost.]

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*hiccups and sobs* can you be *hiccup* my fairy ghost mother or something?

{I... I just want to be back t’ my old self...}