Ghost/Maria

24 They/Them

[laimfunk]

This is the first use of my art degree

[luckykittycolor]

[theunfairfolk]

Baba Yaga Fury Road

[nightbringer24]

@uncle-beanbag-gaming

[beemovieerotica]

ok this is sick as fuck

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[rialtostation]

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

[catgirlbignaturals]

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

[oifaaa]

I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step

[oifaaa]

Have you experienced Naruto

Yes obviously

ive watched a wee bit

not yet but it's on my watch list

no and I have no plan to (im a freak of nature)

other/show results

Voting ended onApr 29, 2025

[oifaaa]

could you guys please stop shattering my world view

[oifaaa]

I dont know why this poll is getting so much attention but my response to it so far is just

[digitaldiscipline]

All I know about naruto is that his invasion of area 51 sucked.

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

[rox-and-prose]

Thing about tumblr is you and your friends see one post and then suddenly none of you can spell "package" right ever again

[kittengorarr]

[amandasgeekblog]

[ID: Disney Snow White’s face smushed up against the glass making a horrible face, and text that reads, “Pakidge” spelled P-A-K-I-D-G-E. / End ID]

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[mistylacrimosa]

Rebloging so everyone will have 10 years of good luck🐸

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[mistylacrimosa]

Rebloging so everyone will have 10 years of good luck🐸

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[mistylacrimosa]

Rebloging so everyone will have 10 years of good luck🐸

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[mistylacrimosa]

Rebloging so everyone will have 10 years of good luck🐸

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[mistylacrimosa]

Rebloging so everyone will have 10 years of good luck🐸

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[mistylacrimosa]

Rebloging so everyone will have 10 years of good luck🐸

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[mistylacrimosa]

Rebloging so everyone will have 10 years of good luck🐸