( soft beeping )

INDIE BB8! WRITTEN BY EGG!

[worstorder-deactivated20180418]

@beeb8 liked my sprite call but ive already done bb8 before so i had 2 get creative

[beeb8-blog]

like this for a starter involving ur muse doin’ something really embarrassing (like crying over spicy food, dancing in their underwear, or getting emotional listening to one of pepsi’s pep talks on resistance fm. it’s a lucky dip)

[worstorder-deactivated20180418]

                THE BATTLE IS NOT OVER.                  YOU ARE NOT A LOST CAUSE.

                                        ( this message is brought to you by pepsi caoibean rō,                                                                              resistance propagandist. art credit. )

[worstorder-deactivated20180418]

pep scooping up bb

not officially an ask meme but let’s discuss pepsi picking up ur character

hold on im gonna

there we go

[robb-stark-archives]

He’s a BB unit, one of a kind. Orange and white. Utterly unique and utterly invaluable.

[nlmda]

Me too, BB-8, me too.

Asdfdgdfhfdh, Oscar Isaac has one of the toughest faces I’ve ever drawn, getting proper likeness is a nightmare. But anyway, here’s Poe Dameron, with Disney prince hair as it should be ;)

[beeb8-blog]

–––––  (BEEPS SOFTLY. BUT ENTICINGLY.)

[worstorder-deactivated20180418]

        IF YOU:                     ☑ ARE RESISTANCE AS SHIT                     ☑ WILL FIGHT POE DAMERON FOR LIKE, FIVE CREDITS                     ☑ THINK THE FIRST ORDER IS THE WORST ORDER                             YOU HAVE THREE THINGS IN COMMON WITH PEPSI.

[buttonpush-blog]

     ‘Why does the little sphere squeal. Huh.’ They squint at it. ‘Chill out. I was tryna get your attention.’ They weren’t. They just felt the urge to kick. If it looks like a ball and talks like a ball, that means you can kick it. That’s how it works. ‘Why you so orange, anyway.’

[beeb8-blog]

     ( YOU KICKED ME. YOU KICKED ME. YOU KICKED ME. bee isn’t stupid, you know! bee is one of a kind, that’s why bee is so orange ... ! and bee’s going to fry its own circuits if it keeps communicating this in such high pitched beeps. )

[kylore]

The main question is: just how did this robot end up in the back alley behind Siddhartha? Kylo intends to shoot this question to the air, or the robot itself as it seems so responsive, until their knee is jolted and reflex makes it collapse beneath them. Left with empty hands as the thing rolls away, Kylo drops forward, the heel of their left hand skids in a puddle of garbage water from the cans in the alley and they land flat, lucky that they didn’t hit their chin and their teeth didn’t clack together.

When they sit up, it’s uncomfortably apparent that the whole front of their cashmere blend sweater is now stained and ruined. It’s enough to make them scream.

‘Hey, get back here!’

[beeb8-blog]

     ( wee-oo!! it’s gone and made them angry. angry in a stained cashmere sweater. bee wobbles uncertainly at the far end of the alley, very intent on continuing to roll away if it looks like the gothic barista here is going to keep on - keeping on.

     beeb puts its taser away politely, at least. continues to wobble. wibble-wobbles a little closer. beeps plaintively. be nice? be nice? you’re not gonna be nice, are you. )

[maulthots]

I let out a very soft gasp

[worstorder-deactivated20180418]

@beeb8

They’re flat on their belly on the floor and jamming one hand on the top of BB-8′s head(?) to keep him still, and then, with the other hand, sticking something just left of his eye(?).

   “Okay okay okay. You can go. I’m done.”

It’s beautiful!

[beeb8-blog]

    ( personally, bee can’t believe pepsi spent this whole interaction questioning if it has a head or an eye but absolutely zero of it questioning if the football-shaped droid uses he/him pronouns. who cares? bee loves pepsi more than almost everyone. dad* still wins.

    bee rolls its way over to the nearest reflective surface. swivels and inspects. zooms. ENHANCE. )

     ( TINY ROBOT SCREAM OF DELIGHT. )

*poe.

[worstorder-deactivated20180418]

HAHAHA! This is delightful news. Poe can suck it. That being said, they happily assumed until this point that Poe would not even try to change the frequency.    “I’m happy I have you as an ally. Tell Poe he’s stupid to be changing my channel anyway.” Hm. “Do you have favourite songs I can play?”

[beeb8-blog]

     ( big robot inhale. bee follows it up by listing its favourite songs a little too fast for anyone to keep track, so, good luck, pepsicle: MY DROID WILL GO ON! ALL I WANT FOR LIFE DAY IS YOU! JEDI FIGHTING! CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP! EYE OF THE SARLACC! DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI! ANOTHER ONE FALLS INTO A VOID! SITH’S PARADI –– )

[beeb8-blog]

IF YOU WANT TO RP WITH ME: the fastest way to do this is to drop me a starter (short or long, i don’t mind!) in my tag. i track my url – #beeb8. mutuals and non-mutuals are welcome ! i’ve got more blogs following me at the moment than i can handle following back right away but no matter what you’re always welcome to just put a starter in my tag!

[buttonpush-blog]

@beeb8​

     They’re going to kick this stupid ball droid. They really are. So what if it’s Totally Not Something People In The Resistance Would Do. So what. Who cares. The First Order will understand. It had to be done. The stupid ball droid had to be kicked.

     Cepa stretches out their leg and taps BB-8 ever so lightly on the — uh. The ass? with the toe of their boot.

[beeb8-blog]

     ( WHAT THE !!! bee’s so soft and trusting (well,) and people are usually so kind to droids! and bee knows the difference between an accidental nudge and a kick. beeb knows because bee-bee-ate has spent a very long time perfecting the art of kicking people when you have no feet. 

    it spins its head around to look at the aggressor. squeals angrily. )

[ofbalances]

@beeb8

It is a soft smile that adorns the usually harsh Sith Lords face, kneeling down so he is closer to the droids height. He’s had a soft spot for droids since the days of R2 and C3PO. Long ago days, but memories he holds close to his heart.  “It’s okay my small droid. I promise you, I mean you no harm.”

[beeb8-blog]

     ( rolls back from him and beeps warily. good gods, bee has had it up to here with shady, shifty figures, but this one may just sound like he means it. bee pokes out its taser and buzzes it, the world’s smallest threat with a stuttering series of beeps; try anything funny and... well, yanno, zzzap. bb8 rolls closer again. tentatively. )

[rebelegacy-blog]

“what? that’s ridiculous. i’m a grown man i don’t get crushes. “ rolling his eyes poe hoped that he seemed believable, probably it did not but who was bb-8 going to tell? oh. oh so many people. “ i’ll refill the ligher fluid with really high quality stuff if you promise not to say a word about this? we got a deal, buddy? “

[beeb8-blog]

     ( bb8 is inclined to tell poe that if he can’t lie to a droid, it’s going to be ten seconds flat before poe is proposing to finn, but then, ohhh, it’s being promised the high quality stuff! oh, space scouts honour, dad, bee will NOT say a word. bee does a victory circuit of poe’s ankles. )