Bee

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Draco I-don’t-know-what-I’m-doing Malfoy and Hermione holy-fuck-it’s-happening Granger, finally brought together by the graces of mistletoe (at the detriment of others). Merry Christmas, idiots

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Finally he took Izuku's extended hand

Not my art.

Aritst: skaredykaz on Twitter

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Don't talk to me.😭😭😭😭😭😭

[m4ycrowave]

Guys is this trend still a thing? Guys? GUYS- COME BACK-

I’ve been watching MHA recently can u tell

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Does anyone have an BKDK fic recs for Pro Hero Kacchan and Deku being like a worker at his agency?

[hermionc]

DRAMIONE FIC RECS: A COMPREHENSIVE LIST

i’ve gotten a few asks recently inquiring about dramione fic recs, so i sat down and made this list. i realize this is a lot, so i’ve organized them by theme and ***marked must-reads like this. happy reading, y’all!

hogwarts-era

***the fallout by everythursday: a classic, everyone recommends this one. storyline is perfect, characterization is perfect. romance is perfect. hogwarts era dramione, during the war. 310k words, 49 chapters, complete.

the serpent, the witch, and the broom closet by bitchywitchy: draco and hermione get stuck in a broom closet during winter holidays. 106k words, 30 chapters, complete.

***isolation by bex-chan: honestly if you’ve read a dhr fic rec list, you’ve seen this one. a classic. true dramione nostalgia. i remember reading this when i was a sophomore in high school. but if you haven’t, here’s the rundown: draco goes into hiding at hogwarts. hermione is the only one who can take him in. there is drama, there is violence, there is pride and prejudice, there is blood, there is passion and love. isolation is honestly a masterpiece. i was a little miffed at the conclusion, but hey. that always happens when good things come to an end. 279k words, 48 chapters, complete.

***silencio by akashathekitty: THIS SHIT MADE ME CRY tbh sigh. hogwarts!fic. draco and hermione have a secret relationship. 92k words, 15 chapters, complete.

the virgin conundrum by akashathekitty: hermione wants to get rid of her virginity. she makes a list of suitable candidates. 57k words, 10 chapters, complete.

love thy enemy by alphaLMN: honestly kind of basic, but the story is fun. head boy/head girl. hermione transformation. 27k words, 35 chapters, complete.

vitrius et iudicium by anjalimalfoy: i love the writing style of this one!! 78k words, 13 chapters, complete.

what the room requires by alydia rackham: hermione is the one who finds draco crying in myrtle’s bathroom. he runs away to the room of requirement, she follows him, and they get locked in. 111k words, 26 chapters, complete.

the bracelet by akashathekitty: honestly i didn’t like this one at first, but you get into it after the first few chapters. hermione and theo nott are heads. she and draco make a bet. 303k words, 103 chapters, complete.

linked by philyra 912: potions assignment gone wrong. fun, hogwarts era. 61k words, 24 chapters, complete.

and we all fall down by rumaan: the spring term at hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of draco malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in azkaban. but all is not right when draco and head girl hermione granger can’t help but get involved. 127k words, 30 chapters, complete.

if it kills me by hidge: 8th year fic. canon compliant through DH. head boy/head girl dynamic. 101k words, 31 chapters, complete.

temptation by jodielove: hermione is intrigued by draco malfoy. hogwarts fic. 70k words, 26 chapters, complete.

war/spies

***seven times by kerriclifford240879: this is one of my favorites. draco goes insane after watching bellatrix torture hermione, and switches sides. beautifully written. 16k words, 7 chapters, complete.

***when the bell tolls by everythursday: this is honestly my favorite dramione fanfic of all time. sage’s writing is flowery, but this is just beautiful. draco is in azkaban, hermione’s working for the ministry, they need to hatch a plan to catch old death-eaters. everyone needs to read this. it’s long and wonderful and thrilling. 148k words, 20 chapters, complete.

turncoat by elizaye: draco switches sides and acts as an informant for the order during the war. he has one condition: he wants hermione to be the liaison. 256k words, 101 chapters, complete.

***static by galfoy: I LOVE THIS fic. voldemort turns on draco and lucius, so they go to the order for help. hermione has to take them in. she’s just suffered a nervous breakdown. 75k words, 21 chapters, complete.

unanswered by kyra4: he dove in after her. angst. angst. angst. 8k words, 3 chapters, complete.

***bad faith by morrighan256: another one of my favorites, war!fic with reformed draco. i love. 56k words, 24 chapters, complete.

we learned the sea by luckei1: beautiful. draco offers to be a spy for the order. 201k words, 37 chapters, complete.

***cruel and beautiful world by lena phoria: i loved this one. it has some darker themes than most of the other stories on here, so beware. voldywins!au. 422k words, 50 chapters, complete.

sugar water by everythursday: draco is on the run and forced to supply information to the order through hermione. 60k words, 7 chapters, complete.

the boy in the hammock by galfoy: amazing. basically canon compliant through DH. hermione and the trio are on the run, when they get separated. hermione makes a startling discovery at her new location. 61k words, 18 chapters, complete.

ministry

***ambition’s end by hanako a: i don’t generally like marriage law fics, but this is good. ambitious ministry!fic.  255k words, 37 chapters, complete.

the case of the creature kidnappings by frostykitten: draco and hermione make a good team. ministry!fic. 102k words, 32 chapters, complete. 

find your way back by musyc: draco and hermione working on a case for the ministry. 76k words, 25 chapters, complete.

everything changes by inadaze22: “thank you for cheating on me, ron. it’s the best thing you could’ve done. thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” draco and hermione ministry!fic. looove. 76k words, 17 chapters, complete.

***hunted by bex-chan: honestly, can’t remember much of this one. it’s been a while, sorry fam. but i do remember that it was a dramione ministry!fic, which i love. they were hunting down a killer. good read, i promise! 191k words, 36 chapters, complete.

the ends of the earth by silverstar24: love this one. 112k words, 21 chapters, complete.

flickering flames by akashathekitty: infidelity!fic. ooooh. 27k words, 8 chapters, complete.

***the nietzche classes by beringae: this fic changed my life. hermione is assigned the task of helping reform death eaters and pureblood sympathizers. 45k words, 15 chapters, complete.

marriage

***when love and hate collide by RZZMG: written kind of ooc. draco and hermione are compelled to be together. 205k words, 39 chapters, complete.

a marriage most convenient by annem. oliver: hermione lost everything when she divorced, draco would lose everything if he didn’t marry before he turned 30. 184k words, 54 chapters, complete.

the essence of life by cklls: astoria can’t conceive, draco has to turn elsewhere to find an heir. 56k words, 3 chapters, complete.

***picture retribution by eirawen: this one’s nice and long, tells a dramione story across a decade. 97k words, 8 chapters, complete.

the dragon’s bride by rizzle: draco and hermione wake up naked in a hotel room, married. oh shit. the beginning has some non-con, so don’t read if you’re not interested in that. 225 words, 61 chapters, complete.

how hermione granger got her ring by drcjsnider: this one is fun. basically hermione is trying to get draco to propose when he doesn’t think he wants to. 23k words, 6 chapters, complete.

seven days in april by inadaze22: they were still the same people with the same problems on either side of a bathroom door. angst. 40k words, 7 chapters, complete.

other

***it’s all uncharted by redhead414: this one is quite fluffy. hermione comes back in town, draco and harry are friends, she stays at draco’s house. babies are involved. 232k words, 38 chapters, complete.

broken by inadaze22: “he felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. and while that disturbed draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken hermione granger’s spirit beyond recognition.” i haven’t read this one in a while. brilliant, though. 368k words, 36 chapters, complete.

the accidental malfoy by rumaan: hermione is sick of being left behind, so she takes matters into her own hands in order to have a child. 86k words, 21 chapters, complete.

beneath your window by crookshanks: hermione decides to leave, but apparently draco has, too. 90k words, 24 chapters, complete.

***the revenant by atalanta85: i love this one! story about second chances. 69k words, 10 chapters, complete.

an illustrated guide to torturing house-elves by captainraychill: funny two-shot. kind of weird and ooc, but fun. 11k words.

the gates of istanbul by pagan: there’s a death eater attack and draco and hermione are both in turkey. 18k words, 5 chapters, complete.

switch by RZZMG: this is really smutty. BDSM stuff. hermione’s looking for a sub. 44k words, 18 chapters, complete.

one-shots

***creatures of the wind by everythursday: a beautifully written one-shot. if you’re not one for chaptered fics, i definitely recommend this one. 15k words.

***little, fragile toys by bex-chan: i love this one. it reminds me a bit of cook and effy from skins. fuckbuddy relationship. just a one-shot. 12k words.

a little something extra by rumaan: cute one-shot. christmasy. 1.5k words. 

private & confidential by mihnn: inter-office memos between draco and hermione aren’t marked private, when they probably should have been. one shot, 1k words.

***silhouettes by bex-chan: cute one-shot. kinda sad. 11k words.

***the mind trap by lainella fay: this made me cry so hard. st. mungo’s. 5k words. 

lesson/absolution by eilonwy: one-shot. angsty. love. 600 words.

how we imagined light by atalanta85: the war is over, and draco and hermione find each other at a ministry ball. one-shot, 5k words.

***graveyard valentine by bex-chan: SO SAd and cute this made me cry ok. it’s another commonly recommended one but it’s brilliant. draco and hermione meet in a graveyard on valentine’s day every year. 9k words.

[dramionefanfictionrecs]

princess-malia

[ohmovie]

I am going to kiss you… Mr. O'Connell.

Rick O'Connell & Evelyn Carnahan THE MUMMY│1999

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✨💠✨

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— requested by manbunjon

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This is a fucking stunning use of lyrics and images. I gasped the first time I saw it.

[heystovepipeboys]

these tags!!!

[tacitwhisky]

Jonsa Fics - Fluff

Modern AU - Short

Baby, It’s Cold Outside [Link] | Tate | It starts at one of Robb’s Christmas parties, with Harry Hardyng and a kiss Sansa’s avoiding. The two that follow are another story altogether.

Like real people do [Link] | Snacky | 2,749 | For the Twelve Days of Christmas project, have an AU Sansa Stark and Jon Snow doing one of those “first kiss” videos.

What’s your name / who’s your daddy? [Link] | kattyshack | 3,960 | When Sansa confides the trouble she faces with unwanted — but nevertheless persistent — suitors at her family’s many high-class events, Jon offers his assistance as her fake boyfriend. He figures that, for once, his mild (but not at all chill) romantic obsession with Sansa will do them both some good.

Modern AU - Long

The Best Part of Waking Up [Link] | Jillypups | 5,619 | After a long stint up in Alaska doing manly things, Jon Snow comes back to the Stark family home where he spent nearly all of his childhood, where he called the Stark kids brother and sister. But things change after a few years go by.

Emotional consequences of romantic expressionism [Link] | pentaghastly | 5,824 | And thus ends the incredibly awkward, entirely convoluted, not-quite-friendship of Jon Snow and Sansa Stark. (So, yeah, all of the best things in life have endings. Which is why, without a doubt, her crush on Jon Snow has to be one of the worst.)

Chateau lobby #4 (in C for two virgins) [Link] | pentaghastly | 6,796 | Sansa Stark is, to her very core, a believer. She believes in the healing properties of amethyst and lavender. She believes that Jon Snow is an absolute, unmitigated ass. Of that, she’s certain.

Subject: La Bamba [Link] | GhostofBambi | 16,441 | Trust Margaery Tyrell to turn Sansa Stark’s 21st birthday party into an exercise in matchmaking.

Westeros

Wedding Feast [Link] | noqueenbutthequeeninthenorth | I meant to do some jealous!Jon and silly, tipsy Sansa but somehow the drinking fell by the wayside and it just became a super fluffy wedding feast fic.

Soft and Sweet and Never Demanding [Link] | thimbleful | 2,078 | A fluffy one shot taking place after Jon returns to Winterfell, post s7, in which Sansa realizes how she feels for him (and finds out he feels the same).

Fairy Tales [Link] | Meghadoota | 5,775 | It is something of a ritual for them - Sansa telling their daughter bedtimes stories of all the Starks they’ve loved and lost, tales of love and laughter and courage and family, until one little story tale makes Sansa realize that her love for her lord husband isn’t quite as unrequited as she thought it is.

Patient Bullheaded & Sneaky [Link] | thimbleful | 6,240 | When Jon’s moping over the truth about his parents, Tormund kindly points out how cousin marriage is a thing in Westeros. Just to cheer him up. And if he also gets Jon very, very drunk and suggests that he steals Sansa, well, what’s the harm in that?

Jonsa Fic Lists  |  Master Fic List  |  Season 6 Fics  |  Season 8 Fix-It Fics (Pt 1/ Pt 2)  |  Jon in the South AUs  |  Kink Fics  |  Flash Fics

Follow me @tacitwhisky for fic recs, meta, and fanfic. I swear I’m good at at least two of those.

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May not have much time to write, but I have time to read!

[jon-quil]

hi! i love your blog so much :) every single one of your jon x sansa posts hits me directly in the solar plexus and i hope you’ll keep posting them forever.

do you have any good jonsa fic recs? i’ve been looking all over tumblr but i find i really don’t like modern AUs. but i trust your taste!! thank you so much 🍀

omg, thank u 🥹 i’m glad u enjoy it. i’m not much into modern AUs either. here some recs, i hope u like it!

above my brother, i and tangled spines by scatteredmoonlight on ao3, favorite one

gravity by ganymede_elegy on ao3

mess is mine by kingsnow on ao3

By Firelight by undercovercaptain on ao3

In Winter by undercovercaptain on ao3

All This Love by Rajatarangini on ao3

Cry for absolution by doks on ao3

You Will Know Them by the Ice and the Fire by kittykatknits on ao3

Stranded by kittykatknits on ao3

Wildling Lover by vivilove on ao3

The Thawing of Winter by Jade_Masquerade on ao3

Protect Each Other by EstherRuth on ao3

[dramioneasks]

Christmas Fics 2023 (Part 4):

Chaperone Chaos, Mistletoe Madness: A Yule Ball Tale by scullymurphy - M, one-shot - Professors Malfoy and Granger hate each other. They're also chaperoning the Yule Ball, where Erotogenic Mistletoe makes a timely appearance.

Fireplaces and Firewhiskey by potterhead25919 - G, one-shot - no summary

He's A Wonderful Wizard by flowerfem - T, 12 chapters - Draco only wanted something that would help turn Christmas around, something that could make all his problems disappear. But at the last minute he wished he was never born... It's A Wonderful Life retelling from Draco's POV.

The Path Carefully Tread by HeyJude19 - T, one-shot - The nature of families could shift; shaped by time, trauma, arguments, and reconciliations. She saw how Draco warred with that now, how he battled his instinctual, youthful desire to please his father with his resolve to sever ties with someone who had hurt him gravely.

A Christmas Tryst by Bookvamp - E, one-shot - Draco is on house arrest at university, and Hermione has nowhere to go for the holidays after her breakup with Ron, leaving the two of them alone at the university during the Christmas holiday. It could be the perfect opportunity for Draco to get what he wants - Another tryst with Hermione.

Mistletoe, Yes Or No? by potterhead25919 - G, one-shot - no summary

A New Wreath by MarinaJune - G, one-shot - Scorpius joins his dad and Hermione for some (actually, a LOT) of additional Christmas greenery, and notices something more than friendship between the two.

Christmas Comes but Once a Year by Biirdiee_Rose - E, one-shot - “I couldn’t stand another minute of watching every idiot wizard in the room drool over you.” “No one was drooling over me, Cormac hardly counts as he was harassing nearly every witch in the room.” She tries to pull herself forward again. “Not like it would matter anyway since you’ve made it quite clear you’re not interested in talking to me.” “Don’t play me for a fool, Terry fucking Boot keeps trying to touch you.” He hisses. “You’re utterly delusional, not like it matters, I’m not yours to begin with–” The temperature of the room shifts as soon as the words leave her mouth, the silver of his eyes glinting dangerously in the dark. - Hermione's had enough of Draco suddenly deciding to ignore her and decides to pull out the little red dress she knows he can't resist. It succeeds in getting the attention of a few other wizards as well, much to Draco's displeasure. It looks like he'll just have to remind her of who she really belongs to.

A Gentleman's Guide to Courtship and Caregiving by ChaosAndCrumpets - T, one-shot - An accident involving a quidditch bat has Draco Malfoy wishing tragic and irreversible misfortune on Blaise Zabini. But he'll leave St Mungo's with far more than just a healed nose; a newly acquired Godmother, an affinity for mince pies, and an inconvenient attraction to a certain Healer, to name just three.

Christmas Karaoke by ravengoldy - E, one-shot - Hermione organises a Christmas karaoke event for her annual Muggle Christmas scheme, where everyone has been given the task to learn a popular Christmas song to perform in pairs - some more enthusiastically than others.

Mistletoe and Holly by RZZMG - T, 5 chapters - Who says romance ends at 40? For an older, more mature Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, the best is yet to come... It’s never too late to fall in love, especially when mistletoe and holly are involved!

Saint Theodore by LadyUrsa - T, one-shot - Draco is dismayed to learn that if he ever wants to have a shot with Granger, he has to successfully flirt with her. Theo, like the arsehole (and saint) of a best friend he is, intervenes to help the two idiots.

Cookies For Christmas by potterhead25919 - G, one-shot - no summary

[dramioneasks]

Christmas Fics 2023 (Part 4):

Chaperone Chaos, Mistletoe Madness: A Yule Ball Tale by scullymurphy - M, one-shot - Professors Malfoy and Granger hate each other. They're also chaperoning the Yule Ball, where Erotogenic Mistletoe makes a timely appearance.

Fireplaces and Firewhiskey by potterhead25919 - G, one-shot - no summary

He's A Wonderful Wizard by flowerfem - T, 12 chapters - Draco only wanted something that would help turn Christmas around, something that could make all his problems disappear. But at the last minute he wished he was never born... It's A Wonderful Life retelling from Draco's POV.

The Path Carefully Tread by HeyJude19 - T, one-shot - The nature of families could shift; shaped by time, trauma, arguments, and reconciliations. She saw how Draco warred with that now, how he battled his instinctual, youthful desire to please his father with his resolve to sever ties with someone who had hurt him gravely.

A Christmas Tryst by Bookvamp - E, one-shot - Draco is on house arrest at university, and Hermione has nowhere to go for the holidays after her breakup with Ron, leaving the two of them alone at the university during the Christmas holiday. It could be the perfect opportunity for Draco to get what he wants - Another tryst with Hermione.

Mistletoe, Yes Or No? by potterhead25919 - G, one-shot - no summary

A New Wreath by MarinaJune - G, one-shot - Scorpius joins his dad and Hermione for some (actually, a LOT) of additional Christmas greenery, and notices something more than friendship between the two.

Christmas Comes but Once a Year by Biirdiee_Rose - E, one-shot - “I couldn’t stand another minute of watching every idiot wizard in the room drool over you.” “No one was drooling over me, Cormac hardly counts as he was harassing nearly every witch in the room.” She tries to pull herself forward again. “Not like it would matter anyway since you’ve made it quite clear you’re not interested in talking to me.” “Don’t play me for a fool, Terry fucking Boot keeps trying to touch you.” He hisses. “You’re utterly delusional, not like it matters, I’m not yours to begin with–” The temperature of the room shifts as soon as the words leave her mouth, the silver of his eyes glinting dangerously in the dark. - Hermione's had enough of Draco suddenly deciding to ignore her and decides to pull out the little red dress she knows he can't resist. It succeeds in getting the attention of a few other wizards as well, much to Draco's displeasure. It looks like he'll just have to remind her of who she really belongs to.

A Gentleman's Guide to Courtship and Caregiving by ChaosAndCrumpets - T, one-shot - An accident involving a quidditch bat has Draco Malfoy wishing tragic and irreversible misfortune on Blaise Zabini. But he'll leave St Mungo's with far more than just a healed nose; a newly acquired Godmother, an affinity for mince pies, and an inconvenient attraction to a certain Healer, to name just three.

Christmas Karaoke by ravengoldy - E, one-shot - Hermione organises a Christmas karaoke event for her annual Muggle Christmas scheme, where everyone has been given the task to learn a popular Christmas song to perform in pairs - some more enthusiastically than others.

Mistletoe and Holly by RZZMG - T, 5 chapters - Who says romance ends at 40? For an older, more mature Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, the best is yet to come... It’s never too late to fall in love, especially when mistletoe and holly are involved!

Saint Theodore by LadyUrsa - T, one-shot - Draco is dismayed to learn that if he ever wants to have a shot with Granger, he has to successfully flirt with her. Theo, like the arsehole (and saint) of a best friend he is, intervenes to help the two idiots.

Cookies For Christmas by potterhead25919 - G, one-shot - no summary

[dhr-advent]

Hello and welcome to the 13th year of D/Hr Advent! 2023 Master list of all fic and art below. There are 24 great pieces waiting for Dramione fans! Happy holidays to all!

1. A Gentleman's Guide to Courtship and Caregiving - fic by ChaosAndCrumpets

2. Powdered Sugar - art by dracodormiensss

3. The Path Carefully Tread - fic by HeyJude19

4. Chaperone Chaos, Mistletoe Madness: A Yule Ball Tale - fic by scullymurphy

5. A Moment of Peace - art by Tiny_Q

6. Most Sincerely Yours - fic by morriganmercy

7. Christmas Lights - art by cocotamarindo

8. O' Little Town of Balsam Grove - fic by inadaze22

9. The Name is Candy Cane - art by ectoheart

10. Seasons of Liberation - fic by Misdemeanor1331

11. Penguins, Pebbles, and Other Reasons to Pursue Unemployment - fic by mightbewriting

12. Endless Winter - art by Roseheira

13. Sounds Worth It - fic by RoseHarperMaxwell

14. Cozy Christmas - art by elivrayn

15. Not What It Looks Like - fic by eveningstruggle

16. From the Journal of Hermione Granger - fic and art by Catmint and Thyme

17. sweet dreams of holly and ribbon - fic by LovesBitca8

18. In Want of a Wife - fic by ambpersand

19. Ten Minutes and Counting - art by jaxxinabox

20. Keep It Like a Secret - fic by PacificRimbaud

21. Best present is…. (Hermione on her knees) - art by Incendiosketches

22. Teach Me How to Fall - fic by sodamnrad

23. Under the Aurora - art by Ivmaruva

24. You Will Finish Decorating Later, Granger - art by Lazy_Dragon_Art

[omniluci-estumbra]

Hades and Persephone coded fictional couples are truly my type 👀

Art Collab!!! With the wonderful amazing talented @saffrongin !!!!! Saff did the render and I did the line work and it was so much fun to do a collab piece with them!

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[meemoop]

The House Hunt

It’s a nightmare…

[beebahbah]

I've started reading You are in love (Hermione's version) by swift_knight. It is simultaneously familiar and unfamiliar at the same time. I feel like I've read it before but that was probably 20,000 fics ago🤣😭 I've started doing one shots, so I can read as many as possible and that's probably why I don't remember reading it.

It's lovely tho .