Cosmo

Probably a mistake

[404wifenotfound]

✨ I’ve said what I said. If my perspective doesn’t sit right with you, that’s okay, but I’m not here to convince anyone or host a back-and-forth. This is my blog, not a group project.

If you’re just looking to argue or tone-police, you’re wasting both our time. I’ll block and carry on without hesitation.

I don’t need to be everyone’s favorite, I’d rather engage with people who actually think for themselves.

And just to be clear, criticism isn’t cruelty. Holding someone accountable, especially when they’ve built their image on lies and convenience, isn’t misogyny, it’s discernment.

If that’s too much for you, you know where the exit is. 🖤

[jav-uni]

I was super busy filming a speech and needed a little distraction, so I started scrolling on my phone. Then I saw the news that a “former male model” announced he’s going to be a dad… and his girlfriend is his cousin and 21 years younger than him. Ewwww, ewwww, ewwww 😭 . They even have the same last name!!

Back to work now

[captregina]

[jav-uni]

That was me inside. Bc the dude is soooo fucking cringe and ugly and tried to be a male model bc his ex wife was a model (better than him) and he though that he had a shot in the modeling world 😂… poor guy

[404wifenotfound]

Man the confidence of some men is astonishing.

[jav-uni]

Why gorgeous but expensive shit keep flirting with me? $432!!!

[404wifenotfound]

Oh I want this! It feels like Christmas.

[jav-uni]

Does he call his "wife" kid too 🤭

"My wife is Portuguese" is not enough? 😂

[404wifenotfound]

Well he can't remember her name "elbow"

[jav-uni]

when an ACTUAL couple that doesn't own an house in the country is spotted more on it than a "couple" that "supposedly" "has" one and devides their time between US-PT 🤭🤭// imagine thinking Chris and alba are real when in 3 years you’ve never seen anything like this when they’re supposedly living in la pt mass nyc and Atlanta for a year . And don’t say the post wedding airport crap bc that was faked especially since the plane photo is just her with no rings but her Bermuda bracelets

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[404wifenotfound]

Are we talking about the photo of her bag being photoshopped out and her hand doing a weird thing! Ha memories.

[rogersstorm2005]

And half her leg was missing and a weird shape

[404wifenotfound]

Totally normal *nudge nudge

[jav-uni]

when an ACTUAL couple that doesn't own an house in the country is spotted more on it than a "couple" that "supposedly" "has" one and devides their time between US-PT 🤭🤭// imagine thinking Chris and alba are real when in 3 years you’ve never seen anything like this when they’re supposedly living in la pt mass nyc and Atlanta for a year . And don’t say the post wedding airport crap bc that was faked especially since the plane photo is just her with no rings but her Bermuda bracelets

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[404wifenotfound]

Are we talking about the photo of her bag being photoshopped out and her hand doing a weird thing! Ha memories.

[jav-uni]

And about her accent, we’re not mocking her. She just talks to someone who speaks English as her second language, just like me and millions of people out there, that use English on the daily basis. And sometimes we (yes, I’m saying we) half days in which we speak good English, and other days where we speak bad English, and it’s completely normal for people who speak two or more languages. // if she lived in USA like their fake relationship claims she’d have a better grasp on the language. You know like if your spouse was American and being around it all the time you pick it up ….. she can’t speak English in conversation because she isn’t comfortable. You would be if you lived here like their lies claim . She bullets her words .

Yeah. I’ll share a bit about my experience. I was an exchange student in Texas for an academic year, where I spoke English all the time. (The only Spanish I used was with my parents and a few friends back home) Because of that, my accent improved a lot, and I even picked up some Southern influences from hearing it every day.

[404wifenotfound]

This makes me happy for you!

[jav-uni]

I have great memories from my exchange year. It wasn’t my first choice at first (wanted to go to Madrid, BUT applying for a visa was complicated), went anyway and it was one of the best decisions I made… I don’t regret it at all.

[404wifenotfound]

Which part of Texas? I'm just nosey now!

[jav-uni]

San Marcos

[404wifenotfound]

Texas State Area!

[jav-uni]

And about her accent, we’re not mocking her. She just talks to someone who speaks English as her second language, just like me and millions of people out there, that use English on the daily basis. And sometimes we (yes, I’m saying we) half days in which we speak good English, and other days where we speak bad English, and it’s completely normal for people who speak two or more languages. // if she lived in USA like their fake relationship claims she’d have a better grasp on the language. You know like if your spouse was American and being around it all the time you pick it up ….. she can’t speak English in conversation because she isn’t comfortable. You would be if you lived here like their lies claim . She bullets her words .

Yeah. I’ll share a bit about my experience. I was an exchange student in Texas for an academic year, where I spoke English all the time. (The only Spanish I used was with my parents and a few friends back home) Because of that, my accent improved a lot, and I even picked up some Southern influences from hearing it every day.

[404wifenotfound]

This makes me happy for you!

[jav-uni]

I have great memories from my exchange year. It wasn’t my first choice at first (wanted to go to Madrid, BUT applying for a visa was complicated), went anyway and it was one of the best decisions I made… I don’t regret it at all.

[404wifenotfound]

Which part of Texas? I'm just nosey now!

[jav-uni]

And about her accent, we’re not mocking her. She just talks to someone who speaks English as her second language, just like me and millions of people out there, that use English on the daily basis. And sometimes we (yes, I’m saying we) half days in which we speak good English, and other days where we speak bad English, and it’s completely normal for people who speak two or more languages. // if she lived in USA like their fake relationship claims she’d have a better grasp on the language. You know like if your spouse was American and being around it all the time you pick it up ….. she can’t speak English in conversation because she isn’t comfortable. You would be if you lived here like their lies claim . She bullets her words .

Yeah. I’ll share a bit about my experience. I was an exchange student in Texas for an academic year, where I spoke English all the time. (The only Spanish I used was with my parents and a few friends back home) Because of that, my accent improved a lot, and I even picked up some Southern influences from hearing it every day.

[404wifenotfound]

This makes me happy for you!

[404wifenotfound]

[404wifenotfound]

He even has his initials embroidered on the shirt sleeve! That's the worst thing I think I've ever seen him wear! That's a no dog!!

No I take that back.. the worst thing he's ever wore is that trash fake wife on his arm! 😝🤣

[mid-westmonster3]

Bro looks like he delivers pizzas in his mamas 1991 Toyota Corolla with 1 rusted door handle.

[404wifenotfound]

[jav-uni]

https://x.com/avengersupdated/status/2044879613747245329?s=46

who the hell told him to wore this jacket?

and awww wonder who stayed with the "kid"

bet team real is saying "Since he stayed home when she had her premiere, now it's the other way around"

or I've one better "she's probably at the hotel in vegas too bc he wouldn't go too far from them" or "He was probably with her in NYC so she wouldn't stay far from the baby and now she's there too but we obviously won't see bc she will stay in the room"

anon "Vegas" 🤭

Thanks Vegas Nonnie!

And yeah, that jacket is... something.

[404wifenotfound]

He looks so old 👴🏻

[jav-uni]

That outfit is not helping either... (says the woman who likes to wear black clothes, lol)

[404wifenotfound]

Aging is a gift, however, he needs to work on the elasticity of his neck. Just everything makes him look blah.

[jav-uni]

https://x.com/avengersupdated/status/2044879613747245329?s=46

who the hell told him to wore this jacket?

and awww wonder who stayed with the "kid"

bet team real is saying "Since he stayed home when she had her premiere, now it's the other way around"

or I've one better "she's probably at the hotel in vegas too bc he wouldn't go too far from them" or "He was probably with her in NYC so she wouldn't stay far from the baby and now she's there too but we obviously won't see bc she will stay in the room"

anon "Vegas" 🤭

Thanks Vegas Nonnie!

And yeah, that jacket is... something.

[404wifenotfound]

He looks so old 👴🏻

[jav-uni]

So let me understand

They claimed long ass time ago that tramp had a NYC apt and that they had a place together . Then why is she at a four seasons hotel? Downtown mind you when he was at the uptown one weeks ago, yeah we caught that. So that proves no residence in NY.

And she says he’s a great human and talks about him like he’s a tour guide not a spouse and acted like mentioning him was a chore with no enjoyment and then was walking around pocketing her ring hand now too?

Did I get all that ?

You did!

[404wifenotfound]

[jav-uni]

Nuestra diosa del cielo

[404wifenotfound]

Chinga tu madre Yolanda

[404wifenotfound]

Did you see the People magazine article today showing the Australia elevator picture trying to pretend it’s the fake couple in Tennessee with Rita Ora because she posted it on her account? Everyone caught that the picture is a year old and they were trying to fake another sighting of them together. Funny they have nothing recent to troll with anymore. That should tell everyone that this “relationship” is fake when they have to use a year old picture to try to fake being somewhere together. They didn’t even hang out before the Oscars because if they did, they would have pictures to use instead of the elevator picture.