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[beebeeing]

I once asked my dad whilst watching Breaking Bad how he would react if I were in Jesse’s situation and started dealing, and he just stayed quiet for 7 long seconds then so casually said ‘well I’d be a bit cross’ and nothing else

Like aye thanks dad, always so supportive of my business ventures

[beebeeing]

I want to make an expression template but A1 and B1 expressions are directly taken from Ivan the Terrible and his son Ivan by Ilya Repin, and C3 is Saturn devouring his son by Goya.

The rest would just be generic anime expressions like nose bleeding or some shit idk

[beebeeing]

I just know there’s just one kid out there who put their grandparents in tomodachi life and are trying to get them to be together, and I find that thought very wholesome and sweet.

[byjove]

when I first made a lot of my internet accounts like my email and my Tumblr, I put my birthdate as 6/6/66 because I was 12-14 years old and an edgelord and a Murdoc Niccals kinnie BUT now I’m pretty sure all of my ad preferences think I’m a 60 year old divorced dad with erectile dysfunction

[beebeeing]

There’s genuinely such a hatred for women’s sexuality and self expression when that role isn’t ‘submissive’ or ‘vanilla’.

Literally all of the discourse I’ve seen and discussion around women’s sexuality is about them being the submissive partner. When the talk is about women taking the dominant role, you get a load of jackasses saying ‘omg what if the roles were reversed 😱😱😱’…

like that isn’t already happening… like people aren’t defending women’s right to be subs constantly, like people aren’t defending men for wanting to participate in dom roles. Like it isn’t fucking everywhere within media and treated as normal and natural. ‘Imagine it’ yeah, I don’t need to when that’s the reality.

The discussions and nuance we have flies out of the window when we talk about women changing the traditional expectations for some reason. You are engaging in misogyny, you are a talking piece for the manosphere, you are ignoring the very real issues women face that is engrained in literally every aspect of our world and has deep, historical roots. You are not being ‘woke’, you are being a fool. Absolute fool for suddenly denying the nuance and the reality women face and stripping people away of their own autonomy, rights, and fantasies. And this obviously goes beyond things like BDSM too.

‘Women fantasise about SA/ageplay as a coping mechanism!’ As do they use being a dominatrix as a coping mechanism. As do men use being in a sub role as a coping mechanism. Not like it’s just a coping mechanism; some people just find it hot and that’s in their every right. For people who ‘care about men’ you become sudden hypocrites by hating women so much you deny men’s own coping mechanisms and fantasies.

[beebeeing]

I am not a good person because if I said something along the lines of I don’t care that billionaires get their cars stolen, and somebody hit me with the ‘oh, so you think theft is fine? You think it’s fine for somebody to steal their personal belongings just because they’re rich? You think these sorts of things don’t affect rich people’s mental wellbeing?’ I’d just say yes.

[beebeeing]

‘You’re fainting because of your heart/blood pressure’

??? No?? I’m fainting because an evil and vengeful wizard 500 miles away cast a dizzying spell on me?

[beebeeing]

I used to have a singular hair drill like Teto’s, but it was permanently lost in the bad haircut of 2013

[beebeeing]

Read the post again. Slowly. [I say, gripping the shoulders of a mass of tumblr users.]

[beebeeing]

I’ve heard so many Americans talking about their ancestry recently. My brain is also sleep deprived.

So when I heard an enby American say they were half man I legitimately for a second expected them to say the other half was Irish

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[beebeeing]

I have listened to happy day in Paris on loop for 2 straight hours now. please help me I cant stop. the French are indoctrinating me

[beebeeing]

I don’t want the romanceable youthful looking village girl, I want the unromanceable milf aged carpenter who can bash my skull in at a moments notice

[beebeeing]

sure I’ll watch ingrown toenail removal videos at midnight what the fuck else am I gonna do

[beebeeing]

before I get mad over ableist web weirdos my brain stops me and whispers ‘hey wait, this fuckers a product of right wing government psyop’

and then I stop and think ‘hey wait, this fuckers a product of right wing government psyop’…

[beebeeing]

‘Boobs only exist to attract men!!’ I ain’t attracting anything but flies bitch. Call me decomposed.

[tonysdumplings]

love is in the air? WRONG!

gas leak. evacuate the building.