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[rodrikstark]

josh segarra as billy cepeda (+)

sirens

[hafnia]

[himbulges]

What might be a 'poorly kept secret' to most of the town was a complete secret, and he wouldn't be ashamed to admit it if he knew. Aside from knowing his name and about his general presence, Benny didn't know much about Emmett, and he thought it was better that way before now. Less attention drawn to himself, the better. He would much rather figure out the secrets of the DnD campaign he was in than about an oversized jock that happened to attend the same campus he did. No offense to Cullen. It was hard to break him away from exploring the abandoned wizard's tower when there was almost guaranteed loot and lore to uncover.

Now that he was in the thick of it, though, information about the other was coming in at a mile a minute. He was trying to process the other's lewd joke and correctly categorize it in his brain for an optimal response when he felt the man's large hard hit his back. Given the fact that he was a bonafide nerd and only went to the gym when academically necessary, he was practically weightless in the other's grip as he was both pushed, pulled, and forced against the lockers behind him.

Even though Emmett as an entity was foreign to him, this positioning wasn't at all. "Oh, God. Please don't hurt me! I don't we even have any classes together!" He'd been slammed and stuffed into more than enough lockers to know all about what was likely about to happen. At the same time, what was going on below the waistline was an almost completely different story. What was nearly invisible before had grown almost to the brainiac's knees and thickened as it was throbbing so sinfully.

[beefache]

    💪🏻    ⸻    Emmett  had  never  developed  much  talent  for  deceit.  Little  point  in  delivering  deceptions  when  stuck  living  beside  an  adoptive  elder  brother  dipping  into  the  grooves  of  his  muscular  mind  on  any  and  every  whim.  In  Emmett's  opinion  it  was  much  more  entertaining  to  embrace  the  honest  and  assault  his  older  littler  brother  with  a  proper  perverse  production  of  experiences  collected  from  a  momentuous  multitude  of  defamatory  dalliances  that  would  get  even  that  pent-up  virgin's  blood  flowing  down  south.  A  direction  he  was  real  sure  this  hot  little  piece  of  nerd  ass  was  following  through,  Emmett's  gaze  flickering  down  so  he  could  appreciate  the  sight  of  the  world's  most  obvious  bulge  swelling  out  underneath  whatever  the  heck  this  dude  was  wearing  on  his  bottom  half.

Obvious  and  pronounced.  Nerd  central  must  have  some  serious  self-control  keeping  that  serious  slab  of  fuck-meat  secret  since  Emmett  was  sure  he  would  have  clocked  a  fellow  student  walking  around  with  enough  cock  to  knock  around  between  his  knees.  And  while  Emmett  may  be  curbing  his  immense  thirst,  there  was  certainly  something  extra  appetising  about  all  the  blood  flowing  through  that  southern  beast  to  keep  it  fat  and  throbbing  and  begging  for  his  attention.

“Classes?”  Emmett  repeated,  brow  durrowing  deep.  Dude  thought  he  was  about  to  get  his  ass  beat  by  a  jock  twice  his  size  and  he  was  this  bricked  up?  “Don't  worry,  big  guy.  I  don't  bite.”  Consider  that  some  excellent  vampire  humour  that  only  Emmett  would  guffaw  at  immensely  given  the  chance.  “Got  something  way  better  in  mind.”

Seems  that  he  is  dropping  a  bit  of  the  attempted  facade  now.  More  obvious  when  the  hand  not  occupied  with  pinning  his  prey  to  the  lockers  is  instead  reaching  down  to  shamelessly  cup  and  fondle  the  phenomonal  bulge  begging  for  attention.  The  sheer  girth  of  the  obscene  obelisk  makes  it  too  easy  for  him  to  squeeze  the  throbbing  member,  an  appreciative  rumble  passing  through  him.  “Feels  like  you  need  a  hand  here,  bro.”

[swoledadenergy]

Words fail him when Jacob started to shove himself in his mouth. It's unexpected, and in surprise, Randy gags the first time he feels the head of Jacob's cock squeeze itself past his lips, against his tongue and deep towards his throat in just one jab. Its thickness taking up all the space there is in his warm mouth, pushing his tongue to lay flat underneath the girth.

Quickly adjusting himself, Randy relaxed his jaw, pushing himself to that empty space in his mind where muscle memory took over, and part of his brain could shut off safely. His eyes were half closed, loosing some of their focus, as he quickly became just a hole of Jacob's cock.

Thick saliva aided Jacob in gliding his cock along, and whatever was left over would simply spill out of the corner of his lips. Lips that tightly sealed around the thrusting cock. His body knew to suck as the cock slid outwards, as if trying to retain it buried deep in his mouth, but it also knew to take advantage of the emptiness to breathe in.

His buttoned shirt had lost grip on three buttons, giving him a cleavage, as the fabric struggled against his plump chest. And his hands, unable to do much else, had found themselves kneading the taut muscles of his pectorals. Fingers pinching his own nipples.

[beefache]

    🧢    ⸻    Jacob  would  not  consider  himself  lacking  in  self-control  even  if  a  long  history  of  poor  decisions  and  even  less  impressive  judgement  would  imply  otherwise.  Someone  with  even  a  semblance  of  self-control  most  likely  would  not  be  dick  deep  in  some  stranger's  throat  after  following  them  into  the  seediest  alley  within  city  limits  -  an  act  which  Jacob  was  not  even  close  to  regretting  as  his  girthy  slab  of  fuck-meat  was  getting  a  good  and  proper  gobble  between  stretched-out  lips.  With  the  amount  of  partners  in  his  sexual  history  who  had  struggling  accommodating  a  cock  like  his  this  was  more  than  enough  to  have  his  head  thrown  back  and  eyes  rolling  up  into  his  head  as  he  marinated  himself  in  the  pleasure  he  was  recieving  from  the  bouncer's  talented  mouth.

And  if  not  talented,  then  at  least  durable.

Durable  enough  that  Jacob  doesn't  feel  too  bad  when  he  thrusts  a  little  too  deep  and  suddenly  he's  gone  from  skull-fucking  to  throat-defiling.  A  strangled  little  moan  escaping  him  as  he  feels  his  cock  buried  within  the  crushing  thickness  of  the  bouncer's  muscular  neck,  the  semi-drunken  jock  close  to  panting  with  pleasure  as  he  pumped  his  hips  forward  -  not  wanting  to  stop  until  he  was  sheathed  entirely  within  the  cock-starved  stranger  and  could  feel  his  heavy,  plump  sack  smacking  a  good  evening  greeting  against  his  sturdy  jawline.

Maybe  if  he'd  had  the  sense  to  cast  his  gaze  down  and  look  at  the  man  whose  throat  he  was  fucking  he  might  have  nutted  then  and  there,  those  large  and  exposed  pectorals  being  a  sight  that  would  easily  get  Jacob's  cock  twitching.  Maybe  even  make  the  young  man  a  little  jealous  he  was  being  out-pecced…  not  that  it  would  be  a  surprise  when  dealing  with  a  man  who  felt  twice  his  size  (or  about  a  half-foot). 

[xringwork]

Harry had the money, and he was gonna spend it. That was the long and short of it. He could easily just be selfish and just horde everything to himself, but he liked to think himself altruistic enough to where spreading the wealth was a far more reasonable and satisfying endeavor. Just seeing Ian squirm at being so out of place among the servers and the staff getting them whatever they wanted at the drop of a dime was delicious enough on its own without any tentacles or the like hanging on.

"Next up is.........Big Man Cal and Himbo Supreme Xav. Pretty sure the fans are about to have a good time with that one." He had the schedule on his phone that he could look up. The company app always stayed on top of who was in the ring and who wasn't, livestreaming all the antics. "Tch, I'm way too pretty to be down there on a constant basis. I'm more of the 'fill in if needed' category. I'm way more valuable to the fancy suits up top backstage."

Sure, Harry trained like he could take the ring at any moment, but that didn't mean he necessarily wanted to. His 'last opponent' was the redhead across the way from him, in fact. Gallagher wanted to test his might, and got tested he did......right into the land of Slumber. Playful semi-serious insults were the last thing Ian heard before going out and getting so graciously tucked into bed by Benton. He could've just left him laying out on the floor, but he didn't. He even gave him a little goodnight forehead kiss before turning out the lights on him.

[beefache]

    🚑    ⸻    While  there  would  be  some  level  of  satisfaction  to  be  had  in  watching  Benton  bomb  out  in  the  ring,  Ian  doubted  said  satisfaction  would  prove  anywhere  near  as  gratifying  as  taking  down  the  man  himself.  It  was  an  unfortunate  thing  that  beneath  the  expensive  suits  and  somewhat  slimy  demeanour  Benton  was  dragging  around  some  serious  beefiness  that  had  certainly  caught  Ian  off  guard  once  or  twice  or  thrice.  He  could  still  remember  the  breath  being  strangled  out  of  him  as  his  neck  was  constricted  by  those  thick  anacondas  Benton  was  calling  arms  -  made  him  fall  right  out  of  bed  too  when  he  woke  up  in  a  completely  different  room  after  blacking  out.

Ian  could  respect  Benton  not  letting  him  tap  out.

“Good  to  have  you  on  hand  if  their  balls  need  a  good  polish?”  Ian  jeered,  smiling  into  the  rim  of  his  beer  bottle  as  he  quieted  himself  with  a  mouthful  of  fairly  impressive  alcohol.  Damn  drink  still  tasted  like  it  was  hiding  something  from  him  -  some  ingredient  too  expensive  and  complicated  for  Ian  to  appreciate  when  he  was  swishing  it  about  between  his  cheeks  before  swallowing  it  down  with  a  hearty  gulp.  “How  many  more  matches  tonight?”

Not  that  he  was  anywhere  near  eager  to  leave.  Chances  like  these  were  more  common  now  that  he  was  friends  with  someone  like  Harry  Benton,  but  he  could  only  find  the  time,  effort  and  strength  of  will  to  endure  Benton's  shenanigans  so  often.  Also  a  part  of  him  didn't  want  Benton  to  think  he  was  just  keeping  him  around  for  his  money,  even  if  it  was  an  undeniable  perk  of  their  relationship.  The  raunchy  sex  on  occasion  didn't  hurt  either  -  well,  not  often.

[beefache]

DEAD  TIRED

NAME.   sunny  munroe AGE.   unknown CLASSIFICATION.   undead BIRTHDAY.   april  3rd OCCUPATION.   private  investigator HAIR  COLOUR.   brown EYE  COLOUR.   blue HEIGHT.   5'11

HIMBO  FACTOR.   beefy  /  dumb

LIKES.   puzzles  /  challenges  /  music DISLIKES.   fire  /  crushing  /  imprisonment

PROS.   perceptive  /  deductive  /  insightful CONS.   forgetful  /  stubborn  /  smug

POSITION.   top  lean DISPOSITION.   dominant  lean

PREFERENCES.   monster  fucking  /  group  sex  /  rough  sex  /  fingering

[beefache]

DRILL  SERGEANT  NASTY

NAME.   rex  assman AGE.   mid  forties CLASSIFICATION.   human BIRTHDAY.   march  1st OCCUPATION.   drill  sergeant HAIR  COLOUR.   brown EYE  COLOUR.   brown HEIGHT.   6'1

HIMBO  FACTOR.   beefy

LIKES.   discipline  /  peace  /  breaking  down  troublemakers DISLIKES.   rowdiness  /  insubordination  /  glorification

PROS.   strict  /  punishing  /  rigorous CONS.   strict  /  punishing  /  rigorous

POSITION.   bottom  lean DISPOSITION.   dominant

PREFERENCES.   face  sitting  /  rimming  /  ass  eating  /  hole  frenching

[beefache]

SOMETHING  WICKED  THIS  WAY  CUMS

NAME.   omar  yassir-nur AGE.   unclear CLASSIFICATION.   magus BIRTHDAY.   october  31st OCCUPATION.   miracle  worker HAIR  COLOUR.   black EYE  COLOUR.   brown HEIGHT.   6'4

HIMBO  FACTOR.   beefy

LIKES.   botany  /  puzzles  /  victory DISLIKES.   presumption  /  entitlement  /  easy  wins

PROS.   creative  /  cunning  /  noble CONS.   deceptive  /  disrespectful  /  nonchalant

POSITION.   bottom  lean DISPOSITION.   dominant  lean

PREFERENCES.   topping  tops  /  ritual  sex  /  transactional  sex  /  fingering

[beefache]

ROOM  WITH  NO-VIEW

NAME.   isaiah  olowe AGE.   fifties CLASSIFICATION.   were-lion BIRTHDAY.   june  20th OCCUPATION.   enforcer HAIR  COLOUR.   black EYE  COLOUR.   brown HEIGHT.   7'0

HIMBO  FACTOR.   beefy  /  good

LIKES.   food  scents  /  peace  /  quiet DISLIKES.   crowds  /  firearms  /  mortals

PROS.   stalwart  /  vigilant  /  curious CONS.   vengeful  /  paranoid  /  secluded

POSITION.   versatile DISPOSITION.   dominant

PREFERENCES.   smothering  /  service  /  cuddling  /  lazy  sex

[beefache]

THINGS  THAT  GO  HUMP  IN  THE  NIGHT

NAME.   huckleberry  ‘huck’  devereaux AGE.   early  twenties CLASSIFICATION.   human  (beacon) BIRTHDAY.   december  1st OCCUPATION.   student  /  farmhand HAIR  COLOUR.   brown EYE  COLOUR.   brown HEIGHT.   5'8

HIMBO  FACTOR.   dumb  /  good

LIKES.   hard  work  /  cold  lemonade  /  reading DISLIKES.   dishonesty  /  cowardice  /  slackers

PROS.   diligent  /  dedicated  /  honest CONS.   blunt  /  hyper-focused  /  veracious

POSITION.   top  lean DISPOSITION.   submissive  lean

PREFERENCES.   monster  fucking  /  dominance  /  outdoor  sex  /  secretive  sex

[beefache]

YOUNG,  FAKING  DUMB,  FULL  OF  SUMS

NAME.   henry  mccoy AGE.   late  teens CLASSIFICATION.   mutant BIRTHDAY.   september  4th OCCUPATION.   student HAIR  COLOUR.   brown EYE  COLOUR.   blue HEIGHT.   6'3

HIMBO  FACTOR.   beefy  /  good

LIKES.   efficiency  /  drive-ins  /  football DISLIKES.   bullies  /  interruptions  /  disproportion

PROS.   academic  /  athletic  /  considerate CONS.   reckless  /  dishonest  /  consuming

POSITION.   top DISPOSITION.   dominant

PREFERENCES.   breeding  /  fingering  /  kissing  /  assisted  masturbation

[beefache]

BESPECTACLED  AND  BULLIED

NAME.   walt  wesson AGE.   thirties CLASSIFICATION.   human BIRTHDAY.   march  26th OCCUPATION.   hunter HAIR  COLOUR.   brown EYE  COLOUR.   brown HEIGHT.   6'1

HIMBO  FACTOR.   beefy  /  good

LIKES.   firearms  /  hunting  /  monsters DISLIKES.   killing  /  explosives  /  colt

PROS.   intuitive  /  logical  /  patient CONS.   defensive  /  evasive  /  miserly

POSITION.   versatile DISPOSITION.   submissive  lean

PREFERENCES.   monster  fucking  /  anonymous  sex  /  glory  holes  /  slow  sex

[beefache]

TOOLS,  TRICKS  AND  TOYS  OF  THE  TRADE

NAME.   colt  smith AGE.   thirties CLASSIFICATION.   human BIRTHDAY.   march  26th OCCUPATION.   hunter HAIR  COLOUR.   brown EYE  COLOUR.   brown HEIGHT.   6'0

HIMBO  FACTOR.   beefy

LIKES.   firearms  /  hunting  /  toys DISLIKES.   monsters  /  tea  /  walt

PROS.   adventurous  /  cooperative  /  honest CONS.   rash  /  vindictive  /  honest

POSITION.   top  lean DISPOSITION.   dominant  lean

PREFERENCES.   bondage  /  sex  toys  /  monster  fucking  /  bullying

[beefache]

GYM  JUNKIE  /  GYM  HUNKIE

NAME.   sebastian  ‘bash’  del  pilar AGE.   late  teens CLASSIFICATION.   human BIRTHDAY.   april  25th OCCUPATION.   student  /  streamer HAIR  COLOUR.   black EYE  COLOUR.   brown HEIGHT.   5'6

HIMBO  FACTOR.   beefy  /  dumb  /  good

LIKES.   hook  ups  /  gym  gains  /  attention DISLIKES.   no-shows  /  lack  of  etiquette  /  helicoptering

PROS.   extroverted  /  multi-tasking  /  spirited CONS.   narcissistic  /  nonchalant  /  reckless

POSITION.   top  lean DISPOSITION.   dominant  lean

PREFERENCES.   body  worship  /  voyeurs  /  large  insertions  /  sniffing

[beefache]

LONG  COCK  OF  THE  LAW

NAME.   angelo  del  pilar AGE.   early  thirties CLASSIFICATION.   human BIRTHDAY.   august  12th OCCUPATION.   sheriff's  deputy HAIR  COLOUR.   brown EYE  COLOUR.   blue HEIGHT.   5'11

HIMBO  FACTOR.   dumb  /  good

LIKES.   diner  food  /  bro  time  /  cars DISLIKES.   arguments  /  cop  shows  /  paperwork

PROS.   amicable  /  diligent  /  optimistic CONS.   dismissive  /  gullible  /  inattentive

POSITION.   versatile DISPOSITION.   switch

PREFERENCES.   road  head  /  object  insertion  /  outdoor  sex  /  mutual  masturbation

[itsjoanneee]