Beefcakes and Slim Jims

I mostly reblog, but I do draw port once in a while. No one under the age of 18. I reblogged what I want so if you don't like what cha see please leave. 

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

[thelifeofbunches-deactivated201]

Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

[goddessevrth-deactivated2023072]

Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

[packtheammo-deactivated20170223]

Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

[thetennesseehoneyy]

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

[tiffanyaliyah]

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

[alexundefined]

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

[torreyashanti]

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

[uninhibitedsoul]

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

[the-haitian-queen-deactivated20]

Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

[jeniphyer]

slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes. 

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute 

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something 

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit 

[sosodebb-deactivated20190324]

Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

[neverxxenough]

Oh damn 😳😳💕💕

[dubblah]

Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??

And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?

[xxxsexxx]

[moritzstiefeldoesntdosadness]

I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.

[xxxspaceboy]

Page one of a continuation to a fantastic kofi request i got from @aipec018

i post page teasers and WIPs over on my twitter of the other pages im working on

[aipec018]

This is so damn gooooooooooooooodddddd

In case someone cant remember or didnt see it: I did a Kofi request for this lovely hella of his galaxy boy, this is the continuation of that request :D

[charqee-deactivated20200906]

Interrogation

NSFW All Might x Reader roleplaying drabble! It’s been a little while since I’ve written so I apologize for the rusty work. This was great practice though and a lot of fun! Hope you enjoy! You can also find this on my AO3 account!

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His thumb pushed against the thin metal for a few clicks.

“Not too tight…?”

You gave your hands a few quick wiggles and jerks. The cuffs held snugly against your wrists but caused little to no discomfort.

“Nope, feels just fine, Toshi baby. I’m not going anywhere.”

Despite the playful lilt in your voice, Toshinori’s features stayed fixed.

“Having second thoughts?”

“No…! No, I’m fine. Everything’s fine. It’s just…” He paused and swallowed loud enough for you to hear. “Promise you don’t think it’s too weird…?”

“Toshi, honey, of course not! We talked about this, remember? I wasn’t lying when I said I was completely on board. This is something we’re doing for ourselves. No judgement, no criticism. Just a good ol’ time between us. Okay?”

Toshinori took a moment before breathing in deeply and nodding.

“Okay. Anything else you need before we start, then?”

You looked down and took a quick survey of your person. Mostly clad in black, you dawned a full-body latex suit with front zipper, heavy duty boots, and fitted gloves. All that was missing was the old biker helmet sitting on the table in front of you.

“Help me with this and I should be good.”

With tender regard Toshinori slipped the helmet on, mindful not to tug your hair. You smiled at him through the tinted visor and gave a double thumbs up before he left the room to get ready himself.

Your feet swung lazily a few inches off the ground as you waited patiently. Thoughts of how this all came about gave you a chuckle.

It did, in fact, start off as a casual joke.

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[alegotic-twelve]

careful: male nipples 7u7(?

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[slasherfucker]

im g*y so uhhhhh jason getting the good succ from the reader? gender neutral or he/him pls

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you’d tried not to be abrupt with your poor jason, but he’d finally returned home and you had spent all day thinking about him. you were ahead of the game in the ‘worked up’ field. he’d only just walked in the door when you sprung yourself upon him, which he could easily handle; you were sure jason could lift you with one arm without blinking.

jason was unaware, though completely enamored by your repeated kisses to his mask and hands on his chest. he simply followed you obediently to the couch and was surprised when you gently pushed him back onto it. only when you curled up against him, chest against his arm and hand on his stomach which rubbed slowly, slowly down as you peppered him with more kisses, did he realize and start to get that kind of excited.

as your hand made it down over his crotch, you caught him as he ever so slightly opened his legs further, which made you grin. you purred sweet nothings into his ear as you rubbed your hand down between his legs until you heard his audible but quiet breaths under his mask. you unbuttoned his pants while you shifted off of the couch, hands now on his thighs. you rubbed them against the fabric there, towards him to meet in the middle. his clothes always smelled like the forest and the lake.

after unzipping his pants and pushing down his briefs, you were finally met with his half-hard cock. you took it in hand and relished in the weight it had. everything about jason was impressive and you loved it. even now he was still big enough to keep your fingers from meeting as they wrapped around him. you gave his shaft a few steady strokes, nice and slow as you felt him get harder and hotter in your hand. once he was almost there, you leaned forward and placed a kiss against the head of his cock before parting your lips to let your warm wet tongue lick the underside there. you let a healthy amount of drool escape your lips to slowly slide down the length of him, using this slickness to aid you in giving him a few more pumps.

you glanced up at him and his mask at this angle hid his eyes from you. you watched his chest rise and fall heavily beneath his button up shirt. then you wrapped your lips around the head of his now fully erect cock, swirling your tongue. this got a small noise from him and you moved and pressed your lips against his shaft and hummed in return before letting your tongue run down the length of him and then back up to the top to give a few more flicks against the sensitive underside of his head.

[slasherfucker]

jason is the best big boy (tm) so uhhh size n praise kink jason + trans man reader please!!

he is #1 Best Big Boy™️ you’re absolutely correct

~

“are you a good boy?” you ask jason. he’s seated on the couch in your shared cabin with his large legs spread casually and you on his lap, facing him. even with you like this, his head sits higher than yours. he thought you fit just right here on top of him.

his hands rub your back and sides while he nods vigorously in response to your question. of course he’s a good boy, you always told him so. his mama told him so. he feels your hands resting lazily on his sides, feeling the thick fabric of his shirt.

“are you sure?” he tilts his head when you ask, and then he feels you rock your hips against him just enough and his body tenses. the sensation runs through him like a shiver that ends in his groin. your hands slide to his front and run up his stomach, to his chest.

your eyes meet his and through his mask he looks at you with a darker gaze as he nods again, a little less vigorously this time. he knows the game you’re playing now. you grind down against his crotch again and he has to catch his breath. his hands find your hips and they hold you there, tight but not enough to restrict your movement.

“you’re my big strong man.” your voice is low and your words go right to his groin. your hands on his chest move to his large pecs, letting your thumbs brush his nipples that quickly harden under his shirt which makes him blush under the mask. his torso dwarfs your small hands.

his cock is starting to push up against his pants and it feels uncomfortable. he feels you move your hips against him again and his breath is becoming faster. his arms are tense while his hands move down over your thighs and then back up. he can endure a little discomfort because everything else feels so good. he has to be a good boy.

“so big, jason..” your hands are feeling his arms now, your hands unable to wrap around even half of his biceps. he blushes again, unbeknownst to you. his large hands grip your small waist and he pulls you down against him gently with a quiet whine. this gets a groan from you and he watches your face.

“oh good, good, do that again,” you say, voice hot and breathy.

that’s all the invitation he needs. his strong hands hold your hips, large enough to engulf them almost completely. he pulls you down against his hard cock still concealed within his pants, effectively rubbing your crotch against his. he feels sparks like electricity flying through him. he does it again, bringing his own hips up in a thrusting motion that he can’t help.

“oh fuck, jason, you’re huge..” when he hears your words he grunts and moves one massive hand to the front of your pants and shoves his fingers under the waist band, pulling them down until his fingers can reach the heat between your legs. palm facing away from you, his rough middle and ring fingers slide on either side of your large clit before curling them, uncurling, curling, pulling at that sensitive area over and over. you moan louder above him. his other hand still holds your hip, pulling you down as he thrusts up, grinding against you and his own hand in your pants.

“i need you to fuck me right now,” comes your quiet plea, and he quickly wraps both arms around you, standing up from the couch carefully with shaky legs, before carrying you back to the bedroom.

[oricalcon]

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From the results of the poll earlier this month. Y’all voted, I delivered!

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[onefunnyshadow-deactivated20200]

Hi I’m out of ideas but can you do literally any kind of nsfw scenario with bubba?

ask and thou shalt receive thy smut

It was a hot day out in the Texan wilderness. Bubba was working outside mending fences and setting up traps for those unfortunate souls who wander onto the property. He felt sweat pour down his neck and arms, as he pries open yet another bear trap hidden in the tall grass. Suddenly he felt a light tap on his shoulder, whirling around he sees you holding up a paper bag and a thermos.

“Hi big guy, I brought you lunch!” You smile.

You just braved a field of traps to bring him food. At first, Bubba was happy to see you, then horrified. He squealed and quickly picking you up. Babbling frantically, holding you with one arm, and pointing to the bear trap he just laid down with the other.

“Don’t worry I was watching where I was stepping.” You reassure him, patting his chest. Bubba still didn’t want to take any chances and carried you off to the other side of the barn, away from the sun’s glare and hidden traps, lecturing you the entire time.

You sat in the grass behind the barn with Bubba as he ate a sandwich you made. You started fanning yourself. Christ, it was hot out. You popped open the thermos, and chugged the ice water inside, letting it drip down your neck.

Bubba choked on the rest of the sandwich. Watching as the beads of water dripped down your skin leaving goosebumps in their wake. God, you might actually kill him one day.

“You thirsty?” You asked, handing him the thermos. Bubba shook his head, trying his hardest not to look at your glistening neck and collarbones.

“Are you sure?” You asked again. Bubba shook his head again.

“Suit yourself, I think it’s sweltering out here.” You sigh, your poured out some ice cold water into your hands, and splashed yourself on the neck. Water dripping down, soaking into your shirt, and sticking to your flushed skin.

Ok, That’s it. Bubba grabbed your hand holding your thermos.

“Hm? Thirsty after all?” You asked with a smile. Bubba nodded, then leaned forward and licked at your neck and chest. He pulled you onto his lap as he bit and sucked at your shoulders. You let out a moan and ran your cold hands through his hair. He tugged your shirt off quickly and continued his work down your chest, leaving hickies in his wake. You grab him by his tie and pull him up, giving him a wet heated kiss.

“Bubba, Please.” You whine out. Bubba unbuckles his belt, as you shimmy out of your pants and underwear. He lowers you down onto him as your whimper and moan as he slides into you. Bubba grips your thighs as he bounces you, and you pull at his tie as the two of you moan into each other’s mouths.

Bubba grabbed you, and quickly laid you onto your back into the grass, pushing your thighs back as far as they would go as he pounds into you, his pace building as he got closer and closer to the edge. You screamed out his name as you came hard and Bubba was quick to follow. Filling you up with his seed, he collapses on top of you, panting hard and trembling. You wrap his arms around his neck and nuzzle his face with yours.

“Should I bring you lunch more often?” You giggle out.

Bubba sighed, giving you a soft kiss on the lips.

You really were going to be the death of him.

[pancakepornography]

16 & 17

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

[this-blog-is-shut-down]

TUMBLRS GOING DOWN POST JASON COCK

[slashernipples]

( ͡° 👅 ͡°)( ͡° 👅 ͡°)( ͡° 👅 ͡°)

[hawlucha]

i really have nothing to say about why i would draw this

[bakhtaks-blog-deactivated202601]

Ya doing kinkcanons for horror bois? I need to know about Jason and leatherface then. Cause we all know they respect wamen 😤💯👌

My kinkcanons for dem bois who respect wamen:

Jason Voorhees:

- Loves to cuddle after sex, especially for a long time.- Huge fan of foreplay.- Loves both vanilla and hardcore.- Loves to fuck both with and without his mask on.- Bites a lot (that’s his shit) especially on thighs and on the chest, and loves leaving lots of marks. - Loves to give his partner oral.- At first he’s very gentle and wants to make sure he doesn’t harm his partner in any ways. But as soon as they’ve gotten to know each other more he releases his inner animal.- Likes to be both submissive and dominating.- Loves to fuck his partner up the wall.- Has no problem with experimenting new positions or try out new toys.- Is very selfish and won’t share his partner with anyone.- Cums in big loads.

Leatherface (Bubba Sawyer):

- Is very submissive.- Fucks with his mask on.- Loves being dominated and called names.- Loves being humiliated.- Doesn’t mind to watch his partner being fucked. Is a watcher.- Big cuddler, sometimes he would rather cuddle instead of having sex.- Loves to bite.- Likes trying new sex toys.- Will worship the fuck out of his partner’s body.

My Ghostface kinkcanons.

[slasherfucker]

praise kink + jason and/or bubba pls,,, 👀 (also w gender neutral reader pls)

jason’s my praise kink babe thank you for understanding me

~

“ohh, you’re such a good boy,” you words came out breathy and hot, your ‘oh’ more of a groan.

jason huffed over you, arms braced on either side of your head as his massive shadow completely engulfed you. his thrusts had started to speed up, his cock sliding easily into you and filling you up.

you’d gotten here rather quickly, through no fault of jason’s. you’d been thinking about him like this all day so you had latched onto him nearly the second he’d stepped through the door, returning from a long day of killing campers.

his pants were still on, simply unbuttoned and pushed down past his hips. they were dirty, covered in mud and the dried blood of trespassers, but you didn’t mind. you’d tell jason you even liked it if you knew how to explain it to him without sounding nuts.

another thing you’d tell him is that his mask looming down at you, only slightly muffling his heavy breaths, was also something you liked. 

his shirt had been discarded, so you ran your hands over his arms and chest, feeling the muscles he had there beneath his greenish skin as he continued to pound into you.

“my handsome strong man, you’re so good for me,” you huffed, punctuated with a moan as he grunted and thrust in deeper after your words left your lips.

his large and dirty hands found your waist as he leaned back, pulling you up with him as if you were as light as a feather. your legs were on either side of his waist now as he sat you in his lap. his fingers were digging into the skin on your hips and he lifted you, bouncing you on his cock. your arms went around his neck, pulling yourself close to him, your chests almost touching and your breath hot on his shoulder and against his neck.

“you’re doing so well jason, don’t stop, you feel incredible..” you kissed his shoulder and then lifted your head to press kisses to his mask. you could feel the coiling heat in your abdomen now as he kept up his unrelenting pace, thrusting up to meet you as he brought your hips down, his cock stretching you full and hitting that perfect spot.

“will you come for me jason, like a good boy?” you asked, almost hurriedly between moans as your felt your orgasm welling up quickly. he nodded eagerly, and you found it so cute and so hot.

and then you were there and all you could cry out was “oh, fuck, jason!” he moments later buried his cock inside you. you were busy seeing stars but still heard him grunt low and deep as he spilled inside of you.

you both stayed there, breathing heavily, your forehead pressed to his shoulder. you felt his grip on your hips loosen and then he was touching your face gently. when you sat up and looked up at him, you finally lifted up and removing his mask. you were greeted with the wonderful sight of his deformed and semi-rotten face, eyes meeting yours with so much love. “my perfect man,” you smiled at him before pressing a kiss to mostly teeth. 

you both separated and laid in bed, jason finally managing to kick off his pants. he held you against him with large, strong arms, and there wasn’t another place you’d rather be.

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

i know what i want for christmas 

[transformersporn]

[cannibaltree]

Jason and Bubba with a praise kink?

Praise / jason voorhees x reader

Bubba praise headcanons

Jason absolutely loves getting praised. It makes him feel loved and cherished, warm and fuzzy inside

Immediately when you start, his breathing will become quicker, yet his muscles will relax and he’ll seem more comfortable/at ease and willing to make love. More… Emotional

Jason will become less animalistic when you do this. His thrusts slower and his grip more conscious of how sensitive/weak you are compared to him, his lips softer and more eager to please you instead of just himself

If you manage to take off his mask and actually kiss him at all, you’ll see that his cheeks are burning with a deep blush and his eyes seem to sparkle

Jason tilts his head and whimpers/makes more noises. He eats that praise right up. 

He loves showing you how good he can be for you and what he can do to please you

If you stop praising him, he’ll fuckin’ choke you/become more rough with you until you start again. He didn’t say you could stop

When you praise him, most likely you’ll be straddling his lap with your palms cupping his face and your forehead pressed together, your chest against his and Jason’s hands gripping your back. Pressing you against him as you move your hips with needy thrusts

You almost always praise him when he first pushed into you. His girth and length, the strength of his hips never ceases to make you cry out for him and whimper for more, clawing your nails at his skin and holding his face as he tries not to hurt you (unless he wants to)

Your words can most likely be heard throughout the forest if you two are by the lake/hidden in the trees, whispers shared between the two of you breathed out into the cold winter breeze. Other times it’s muffled by the wood of the cabin, but as you talk to Jason, you trace the features of his face and run your thumb over his bottom lip while he watches you. 

Teasing Jason with praises? Hell yeah. You’ll be making dinner and Jason will come into the room with bloody hands and his mask dusted in dirt when you turn around and rest your hip against the counter, cocking an eyebrow. Taking note of how heavy and deep his breaths were. 

If Jason was especially emotional or stressed, worn out, missing his mama, he’d fall to his knees and rest his face against your stomach. His thick-muscled arms coming around your hips and pulling you against him so your fingers come around his head and you hold him with a motherly touch. Coaxing him, calming him, telling him how much of a good boy he is, how proud his mama would be, etc.

[cannibaltree]

bitter remedy / masterlist / part one: poison

Jason Voorhees x Reader

Warning: nsfw

Requested by: @sick-bunnie

Your bare feet slipped against the grass as you made your way up the hill and towards the soft glow of a hidden cabin. Jason had cleared a path of broken branches and heavy footprints for you to follow, the slashes of his machete searing through the wood of the trees. You rubbed your eyes and carefully contemplated the number of scenarios about to play out as soon as you opened that cabin door–however, none were positive outcomes–causing your fingers to hesitate before wrapping around the cold metal. 

You’d be even worse off if you didn’t go inside. 

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[cannibaltree]

Ohohoho what about some fluffy sex with either Michael or Jason (you choose idm either) <3 love your blog to death BTW jrkdkdk it gives me l i f e thank you xoxo <3 -Lovingslashers

Jason ( @lovingslashers )

The moon glowed over the darkness. The waters were calm. The trees around the lake swayed with a slight breeze that then sent ripples to overlap over the rocky shore. Your palms pressed against the cold, broad chest of a myth. A legend. Someone who you hadn’t thought existed until you felt the heat of their lust. Now, their back resting against one of the thick trees, bark threatening to even further tear the decayed flesh of their back, you arched your back and continued to move your hips in slow, soft strokes. Waves of pleasure built–knotted–in your core. Slight pangs of discomfort made your muscles sore while cum ran down your thighs and smeared against the man–the creature’s–shaft–Making it easier for him to move in and out of you. Nonetheless, as you sat back down, your heart tugged in your chest and another breeze of cold air nipped at your naked flesh. Your blushed cheek pressed against the cold exterior of his mask and your lips slipped against the holes, where you could feel Jason’s hot breath being exhaled. You let out a heavy sigh. “Take off the mask…” You said. Repeating yourself and pressing your words against the white plastic. “Please… I want to see your face. I want to kiss you.” However, a moment passed before you wrapped your arms around Jason’s shoulders and he swallowed against the lump in his throat. Finally, reaching up to remove the last barrier between the two of you.