im not jimmy neutron's dad

pascal, 20 years, austria

[harryedward]

men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house 

[harryedward]

i posted this on twitter and some guy sent me his address

[sparklemichele]

@emmysrandomthoughts @laketaj24 @imgoldielikehawn

LOL!

[laketaj24]

I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Sleeping while travelling is the closest you will ever get to teleporting.

[hungwy]

How’s No Nut November going for ya??

Damn thats this month?

[kittiezandtittiez]

[389]

Imagine waking up in the morning to this

[gifsboom]

[relahvant]

look a tthis idiot i want 40

[juanagetfaded2]

Me

[theserpentempress]

i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry

[surprisebitch]

[thefrenchdadarchive-deactivated]

[jimmyneutronsdad]

Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf...

Meat Loaf: please, call me meat

[bboylonglegs-deactivated2015052]

[stability]

[cazionfhey]

[stability]

employer: your drug test came back negative

me: perfect, when do I start?

employer: sorry, we don’t hire fuckin losers

[shittyidea]

A Where’s Waldo audio book

[mydeddyalabama]

I get so tired of hearing my own thoughts sometimes omg like shut up hoe damn!

[fuks]

[brianhenry]

This represents me.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I’d like to be able to see an album of all the pictures I’ve accidentally photobombed

[sadnihilist]

when people mention school during vacation