Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

Half rugged outdoorsman, half alien observer, this taciturn strip of beef jerky has spent the better part of his life alone in the bush, slow baking under the Australian sun. In his former life as a tracker of dangerous game in the unforgiving Australian outback, the Sniper would spend months by himself. Prolonged isolation taught him a valuable lesson: You don't have to rely on other people if you never miss.

[beefficientbepolite]

♥:Most wanted AU ♦:Someone I follow and never roleplay with but enjoy watching from afar ♣:The url I wanted but didn't get

♥:Most wanted AU

Chernobyl Diaries

♦:Someone I follow and never roleplay with but enjoy watching from afar

As a Sniper, Probably everyone

♣:The url I wanted but didn’t get

I acutally own bepolitebeefficient and beefficientbepolite so I am very happy with what I got

[beefficientbepolite]

SEND ME A SYMBOL AND I WILL TELL YOU:

♪: A song (or two) that I associate with my character

♥: Most wanted AU

♦: Someone I follow and never roleplay with but enjoy watching from afar

♣: The url I wanted but didn't get

♠: A character I desperately want to roleplay with

‽: An unpopular/unusual ship with my character that I love

✄: Something about my portrayal that differs from others

✰: A reaction image I will probably never use

☠: A popular fanon headcanon about my character that bugs me

☢: Something about my character that I've never explored but want to

☃: A character I played on a whim and gave up on

✌: A character I played on a whim and FELL IN LOVE WITH

❅: A character I'm tempted to play

✔: What got me into roleplaying

[beefficientbepolite]

i totally did not forget my password

[sah-rah]

New #carefreecacti in my Etsy shop.

[beefficientbepolite]

[beefficientbepolite]

Dunno. Who cares?

Well

You didn't care enough to send me a message. Congrats on the irony.

[beefficientbepolite]

That is an actual definition of bother there

[beefficientbepolite]

And by bother I mean say bad jokes until he got too anoyed to care

[beefficientbepolite]

By nurse I mean Medick

[beefficientbepolite]

Where is that Nurse I used to bother on a daily basis

[beefficientbepolite]

That reminded me of

I got bags under my eyes

HAHAHHA BAGS OF MONEY

LATER BITCHES

[moved-to-prosecutey]

same

[oopsthatwasnotmedicine-blog]

✪ Kiss the sniper who kissed you

…If I must

beefficientbepolite

*grabs shoulders and kisses the sniper*

Try to kill me and i wont regret sending you though respawn

[oopsthatwasnotmedicine-blog]

Yes, and I will see you down there with me.

[beefficientbepolite]

Control your urges

I don't think I want to go down with you just yet

[oopsthatwasnotmedicine-blog]

✪ Kiss the sniper who kissed you

…If I must

beefficientbepolite

*grabs shoulders and kisses the sniper*

Try to kill me and i wont regret sending you though respawn

[oopsthatwasnotmedicine-blog]

Har de har. Perhaps I would have come for more if not for that vacant space in your pants.

[beefficientbepolite]

Go to hell nurse

[beefficientbepolite]

✪! How about a smooch for the coolest person you know? !✪

Sorry but I can't kiss James Bond, that is out of my reach

[oopsthatwasnotmedicine-blog]

✪ Kiss the sniper who kissed you

…If I must

beefficientbepolite

*grabs shoulders and kisses the sniper*

Try to kill me and i wont regret sending you though respawn

[oopsthatwasnotmedicine-blog]

Do not expect a candlelit dinner in the future.

[beefficientbepolite]

Don't worry, but I won't get surprised if you come for more

[oopsthatwasnotmedicine-blog]

✪ Kiss the sniper who kissed you

…If I must

beefficientbepolite

*grabs shoulders and kisses the sniper*

Try to kill me and i wont regret sending you though respawn

[beefficientbepolite]

I thought you were going to put the ubersaw on my neck, must have been wrong

But I think is going pretty well