[the-disney-nerd]

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[buttnekkidblackgirl]

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

[dundermifflinscranton]

No, Jim. The butt… in his butt.

[nbgems-deactivated20151011]

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

[gaming-all-by-myself]

Here’s my favorite vine meme of all time, gone too soon.

[misterclarkrogers-deactivated07]

I

AM

SOBBING

[tarnishedgoldenboy]

😂😂😂😂

[thesenseof-dance]

[kissesformabitches]

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

[linda-belcher]

This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

[staraptor]

‘Lms if you read’ But That’s So Much Work

[abandonedprogram]

Why Do You Type Like This

[staraptor]

[firelorcl]

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

[thingstolovefor]

[ruinedchildhood]

[elementalwife]

FUCKING UNMUTE THIS

[krisseycrystal]

Owl: [in a small, cute, gravelly voice] Drugs.

Sunny: No, we’re…we’re okay.

Owl: [same voice] Drugs?

Sunny: This is awkward. No thank you.

Owl: [higher pitch] Drugs?????

Sunny: Who invited–who invited–?

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[only1600kids]

[untoxicated]

The transfer is complete

[quaggly]

last night i took some cold medicine and watched all 3 spy kids movies and passed out and woke up in the middle of the night with a really good idea for a text post and this was it

[afrorevolution]

Growing up in a Nigerian household in America. 

[leseanthomas-deactivated2021030]

Can this be a TV show already? 😂

[queenstravelingdarling]

Lord! I died and came back!!! I need this as a show!!! 😂😂😂😂

[molothoo]

I wouldn’t last with Nigerian parents tbh. Especially in the ‘good grades’ department.

[hotlinepayne]

[electronichearth]