babby spanch

an extremely polite hamster

[micromontage]

I'm like if a

Who cares. Let's run away. I don't care anymore

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[damasquedman]

Anomalies- Kevin Lucbert

[lamignonette]

[jisuto]

[fefairys]

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan

[things-that-are-not-true]

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

[featheredcritter]

aliens love travelng million of light years to be naked in the middle of the night in a forest

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

my brain is deteriiooioutaing i can hear it

[inatungulates]

Chinese humpback dolphin Sousa chinensis chinensis

Observed by yangming1991, CC BY-NC

[neckfat]

[quaggly]

really enjoy this bot account that followed me that is just role-playing as a middle aged white man named Johnson Woodluck but has zero posts

[inatungulates]

Llama Lama glama

Observed by nonomay, CC BY-NC-ND

[quaggly]

I feel so fucking useless lol I lost my job with no warning like a month ago and I can't even find a part time job because even after being at my previous job for 5 years they left me with absolutely nothing for my portfolio and I have no marketable skills and nothing going for me I just feel like such a pathetic loser lol lmao lol