babby spanch

an extremely polite hamster

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[comment-tube]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

[psychomaniac14]

well first off, pokemon would be real

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

[quaggly]

so you're telling me Famous Tumblr User Who Fetishizes Gay Men and Demonizes Black Women and Sends Their Followers After Anyone who Dares to Criticize Them and Paid a Breeder for a Designer Breed Cat while Thousands of Cats Die in Shelters Every Single Day's recently published book is badly written? by talos this can't be happening

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’ve made this exact post before but idc. best part of the entire Saw franchise is in Jigsaw after the first group trap happens and someone is eviscerated*, they go to the next room and Billy the puppet trikes out, as he is wont to do, and a character literally goes “um, THATS not creepy at all” and it made me so mad i instantly went blind for like 15 seconds and had a pulsing headache like my brain was trying to run away

[quaggly]

counterpoint for best part of the entire saw franchise:

[im-in-your-mind]

[supermariomamafucker]

proof that moles are the best small mammalians out there.

need I say more

[mino2aur]

where is he i must see him

[mino2aur]

oh yes

[mino2aur]

the sprinkles. the use of the word "reclaimed". the implication that somebody made the "im a little guy and its my birthday" joke at a man so many times and he, instead of considering if he was doing something wrong, made a pride flag

[mino2aur]

it's the perfect image

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[empathviv]

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

[transgenderer]

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

[mammalianmammals]

Honey Possum or Noolbenger (Tarsipes rostratus) feeding on nectar, looking for nectar... family Tarsipedidae, order Diprotodontia, found in SW Western Australia

One of the world's smallest marsupials, weighing only 7 - 16g.

photograph by Adam Fry

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[quaggly]

ava daniels is the funniest TV character conceived in perhaps decades

[girlsjustwant2havefun]

wait... I'm in control of my destiny!

[lagoonkisses]

Múlagljúfur, Iceland

[voynichs]

obsessed with the fact that the welcome to night vale guy thinks he invented "welcome to [blank]" and gets really indignant and thinks other people who use that phrase ripped him off. its amazing. its a level of confident i aspire to be.

[shrike-dyke]

another one... david lynch you're a dead man

[kragehund-est]

[beetlewoman]

holy shit